a sexual act in which a load is dumped in a fedora, which is then proceeded to be worn during coitus. During coitus, a midget stands on the shoulders of the man, and a hole must be cut in the fedora so the midget may fit his shaft in the fedora, encasing it in fecal matter. More layers of midgets and fedoras may be added. While this is happening, the male inserts a lollipop into the hole in his dick, stick first, and the female gives him oral. The female may have midgets on her back too. Meanwhile, the female is to give anal to a male platypus. Male platypi are known to have venomous spurs on the inner thigh, and as the platypus is probably scared and confused by the entire event, it will use the spurs to incapacitate the female while she is sucking the lollipop. The platypus may also be wearing a hat. During all this, the female has several gay men giving her manicures and pedicures and perms. The female also lays on an overturned cactus during all of this, and the back and forth motions rip up her internal organs, which are then feasted upon by the gay men, the midgets, and the platypus. The man may not parttake in the feast, or else it wouldn't be a lichtensteiner lolipop. He must instead commit ritual suicide with a toaster in a bathtub, lolipop still inserted.
Duuuuude, I gave shaniqa a lichtensteiner lollipop earlier!
wait- then shouldn't you be dead?
Yeah, yeah, we just finished, I'm on my way to the tub.
wait- then shouldn't you be dead?
Yeah, yeah, we just finished, I'm on my way to the tub.
by jamal_the_pirate August 6, 2010
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by alltheothernamesaretakenihavetousethisone August 29, 2007
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Def 1: In traditional english parlance:
Simply a body or corpse of any kind.
Def 2: In some fantasy literature and role-playing game contexts:
A powerful magician who has prolonged his mortal existence beyond natural life (ie. "undeath") and is immune to many human weaknesses.
Simply a body or corpse of any kind.
Def 2: In some fantasy literature and role-playing game contexts:
A powerful magician who has prolonged his mortal existence beyond natural life (ie. "undeath") and is immune to many human weaknesses.
Def 1:
They bore the farmer's lich through the church gate for burial.
Def 2:
Example of play:
Game Master: Climbing from the sarcofogus you see a somewhat dessicated and decayed form, clad in the vestments of the old Karbanthi order of wizards.
Player 1: Crap! It must be a lich. I told you we shouldn't have come down this far into the dungeon.
Player 2: No problem, my character is a cleric. I cast holy smite on this undead. *player rolls dice* I rolled a 12.
Game Master: *checks lich stats, grins evily* The lich grins and bellows in a distant, echoing voice, "Foolish mortals. I am not some simple zombie your gods can knock down. You stand before Kworzathash greatest of the Karbanthi... and I will eat your souls for disturbing my work.
*deadly combat ensues*
They bore the farmer's lich through the church gate for burial.
Def 2:
Example of play:
Game Master: Climbing from the sarcofogus you see a somewhat dessicated and decayed form, clad in the vestments of the old Karbanthi order of wizards.
Player 1: Crap! It must be a lich. I told you we shouldn't have come down this far into the dungeon.
Player 2: No problem, my character is a cleric. I cast holy smite on this undead. *player rolls dice* I rolled a 12.
Game Master: *checks lich stats, grins evily* The lich grins and bellows in a distant, echoing voice, "Foolish mortals. I am not some simple zombie your gods can knock down. You stand before Kworzathash greatest of the Karbanthi... and I will eat your souls for disturbing my work.
*deadly combat ensues*
by Peter K. February 19, 2004
Get the lich mug.Puerto Rican term for a person who wears tight pants, giant shirts and acts like a scumbag. Some believe to be the best around and try to walk cool, separating their legs 160 degrees as they walk.
Other terms to refer to those like these are: "caco", "douchebag", "guillú"
Other terms to refer to those like these are: "caco", "douchebag", "guillú"
Ese llico se cree el dueño de esto aqui.
El llico ese peleó ayer, se cree que ganó pero le fastidiaron el brazo.
El llico ese peleó ayer, se cree que ganó pero le fastidiaron el brazo.
by SomeoneSomewhere1001 November 30, 2011
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The mafia is so not Licht.
by Dawn Gleaming on the Cool Ocean on a Cool Summer Day November 1, 2007
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WoW Player 1: Did you know a new expansion is coming out for WoW?
WoW Player 2: Really what's it called?
WoW Player 1: Wrath of the Lich King, bringing back W3!
WoW Player 2: Really, no way why?
WoW Player 1: Blizz has to keep up with all the other MMORPGS.
WoW Player 2: (runs around screaming maniacally)
WoW Player 2: Really what's it called?
WoW Player 1: Wrath of the Lich King, bringing back W3!
WoW Player 2: Really, no way why?
WoW Player 1: Blizz has to keep up with all the other MMORPGS.
WoW Player 2: (runs around screaming maniacally)
by WoW Babe 330 August 14, 2007
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