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Kick A Little Kid Day

One of the best, uncelebrated, unrecognized, holidays on the planet. It speaks for itself.

It is the day when all men/women can stop and kick the little elementary school kid(who flipped him/her off while driving by his/her bus stop) right in the head.

It is a day when a little kid is kicked in the head for spewing insults at somebody older than him/her, breaking one of the most respectable morals of all: "Do not disrespect your elders."

To sum things up, if this uncelebrated day was recognized by americans, and then legalized, there would be a lot of little kids out there with foot prints on their fore heads.
Little Timmy, for know perticular reason, began to shout incoherent profanity at the stranger who walked by him as he sat on his porch. "HAHA you stupid ass stupid butt douche ass."

The stranger approached little Timmy, calm, and said, "Why little boy, do you know what day it is?"

Confused, his brow furrowing, the boy replied, "No, what?"

The stranger huffed in a great breathe of air, open his eyes really wide like a madman, and yelled, "KICK A LITTLE KID DAY!!!" as he through the hardest kick he could manage right at the little boys fore head.
by Jacob The Red August 29, 2006
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Giving the little kid Hennessy

Another term for throwing someone into the deep end
to take drastic action or react to something in an irrational or crazy way. to start doing something new or different without thinking carefully about it or without preparation
Bro let's just make Daniel our main fighter for tonight
Bro?! Giving the little kid Hennessy? are you crazy?!?
by AsiAce April 12, 2021
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A frickin' kid whos under 10 who plays on xbl(xbox live) and complains/whines like a pig when he gets "pwnt" by people who can actually play because of their age.
1: Hey dude, lets back out, that little annoying kid on xbl is giving me a migraine

2: aight man.

3( little annoying kid): JuSt BeCaUsE My VoIcE Is HiGh DoN MeEn Im s373n!
by The one dude who posted this January 5, 2010
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Little Caesars Kid

Someone who really likes Little Caesars and says "pizza pizza" in a normal sentence. Usually a kid but if they work at Little Caesars they have the brain size of a kid.
"Hey Lena how is your job at Little Caesars? I hope your not a Little Caesars Kid."
"Pizza pizza"
"Fuck you."
by SolidarityPoint November 20, 2022
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Beating little kids

The act of hitting a kid and hurting it.
A popular game at parties.
Keeps you from hitting people that can hit back.
by fatboyhaley October 17, 2008
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Beat up little kids

mac*james and HEYSTRANGER like to beat up little kids together
by mac*james April 3, 2009
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Little Kids

You are a creep, you searched for Little Kids.
by Urban_Alien_69 November 17, 2025
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