lappy

Short for laptop computer, especially old and outdated models.

What's your lappy weigh, like 42 pounds?

How many pictures of Parker Posey can you fit on your Lappy's 2 mb hard drive?

I bet I can hold my breath longer than your lappy's 5 minute battery life.

Your lappy looks like it's packing about 512k of RAM -- or am I a bit high?

Nice plastic rectangle -- erm, I mean, lappy.

My lappy 486 is the love of my life!

by Josh December 1, 2004

Lappy

A nick name for a laptop computer.
Usually the more miserable and old it is, the more personalization he would get. The term was coined first by Melissa Gymrek (an MIT undergrad) to show empathy to her lappy while she was coding nonstop.

'Good job lappy', usually comes together with compelling hand tapping on it.

by dodalo January 13, 2010

Lappy

A computer laptop,

Where's my lappy?

Barbara Streishand took it in the divorce

by untalented311 September 30, 2010

lappy patty

see lap dance

When a female (or male in some cases) dances on another persons lap, in erotic movements.

see masterbation

"Dude. He's such a faggot. He even said no to a lappy patty."

by CHaR chAr December 30, 2003

Lappy-less

When someone is on there way to a library laptop-less, I.E they do not have a laptop on them.

"HEY BRO. NICE BOOKS you Lappy-less ?!"

or

"Lol look, he's using a computer terminal"

by vorcil May 5, 2010

Lappy

Lappy is my best friend. If you know a Lappy, they're a keeper. In fact, they'll probably occupy so much of your mind that you think about them multiple times everyday, and cherish them to bits. Also, it's became part of your life to give love to them, and show your appreciation, which is something I personally have NEVER DONE!!! THANKS LAPPY UR AWESOME

LAPPY UR SO FUCKING COOL

by sdwheredakingsgo July 25, 2023

Lappy

Nickname of Los Angeles Kings forward Ian Laperriere. Can refer to anyone who likes to fight, talk shit, push people around, or has a horribly disfigured broken nose.

by JH March 14, 2003