Lingwood

The word 'Lingwood' is slang for the term 'Limp Wood' (having a flaccid penis.)

The word is thought to have originated in the upper classes of society, so that they may insult one another without having to dirty their lips with 'inappropriate language.'

Person 1: I say, that fellow over there is such a Lingwood!
Person 2: Haha! Quite.

by GoAlveoliWeArehappYforyou June 18, 2014

Longwood

A place filled with a bunch of wangstas
They ALL start drama and they always talk about how suckish their life is and how they want to 'commit' suicide when they really won't try .

Liars, Theifs , and Assholes

These people can't be real for SHIT !

P1 : you're so fake , you belong in Longwood

P2 : Bitch ! Imma Start A Rumor About You
P1 : Another Reason Why You Belong In Longwood

by Marcelx May 25, 2011

Longwood

A fusion of two East Coast Hoods and a rap group of the same name. They hustle out of the East Coast city, Tha Dirty 'Swich. Chosen 1, DJ Gatblasta, E$, and FunkMasta Flow are the hardcore founding members of the gang. Their self-titled album hits stores soon.

Steve: Can I be in Longwood?
Longwood: Fuck no! Try F-Troop or some bitch-ass crew.

by Straight Out The Wood April 17, 2006

Longwood University

Longwood University is generally good school overall. There are many very nice people who go there, and many of them are very intellegient. Their professors often provide challenging and thought-provoking material in their classes, and many students work very hard to achieve good grades at Longwood. In fact, Longwood is probably the best place to be if you want to be a teacher. However, Longwood contains a huge inferiority complex concerning Hampden-Sydney. This complex is not necessarily an academic one shared by all students; rather, it is one harbored by a large number of the males who attend Longwood. Longwood men constantly struggle to assert their superiority to Hampden-Sydney men, but every weekend scores of their Longwood women flock to Hampden-Sydney, leaving the men of Longwood confused and angry. Many Longwood men attempt to convince themselves that these are only naive young ladies, who are unaware of the dangers of the Hampden-Sydney men, when in fact women from every class at Longwood continue to visit Hampden-Sydney. It seems that the men of Longwood are so inept that Longwood women are willing risk the dangers of Hamdpen-Sydney. Additionaly, while many of these visits have drinking and one-night stands as their primary goals, there are also many girls who do not participate in this lifestyle. They simply appreciate the company of the Hampden-Sydney man. Though many, including many students at Hampden-Sydney, believe that the HSC man's trademark is the bowtie or pink polo shirt, the real trademark of a Hampden-Sydney man is Southern Hospitality, something most Longwood men know nothing about.

Jeff: Man, those Hampden-Sydney guys sure are lame. They think they are so awesome with their brilliant professors and beautiful campus...
Matt: Yeah. They are lame. They go to an all male school; that means they must be gay or something, right Jim?
Jim: I didn't go there because I didn't get in.
Jeff and Matt: Me too.

by That guy November 28, 2004

Longwood

Longwood-A neighborhood in Florida, the best place to live. Home of the "Longwood Group".

We're moving to Longwood, I can't wait.

by Beau June 10, 2004

Longwood "Man"

A person of the male gender or so they claim who attends a once all women's college expecting with his incredible odds that he can get many many girls but in fact he is just a little bitch. He may think that he i so awesome and the "shit" but once again, he is misled. He tries to fight every sydney guy that enters the LU campus because he thinks he is so tough. The sydney man only enters the campus when invited by a LU girl who knew that she couldn't get any from the guys who are probably in their dorms jackin it to their roommate's photo album.

The LU girl enjoys the company of the sydney man over the Longwood "Man" because of the following reasons...

1. He is straight.

2. He is a southern gentleman.

3. The LU "Man" will one day work for the sydney man.

4. The sydney man knows how to throw down.

5. The sydney man will sleep with girls, but it is not all they are after.

6. We are well-educated.

7. We can pound the beer among other things if the girl is down.

Example:
Longwood "Man": Hey girls, wanna come with me back to my room. I have Mike's hard lemonade and we can get very tipsy together.

Girls: Umm... no thanks. Our sydney men are on their way to come get us and take us back to their place for fun and games and ravaging sex.

LU "Man": Well alright then, I would come with you to get me a sydney man, but they don't have any gay guys to my liking at their school.

by Mr13 September 9, 2009

Longwood University

Longwood University - a place of poor heritage, where things were great until they went coed. When the sketch longwood guys showed up, things went to hell. They cling to a hope that they could one day be on a level with HSC, their crosstown rivals, but as their D1 basketball team loses to HSC's D3 team, they realize that there is no way that they will ever be equal to the miracle that is Sydney. In fact, they may even come to realize that they will never be equal to even Southside Community College.

So, Bongwood, keep your sketchy guys and your desperate women, and leave well enough alone, or HSC might come up Rt15 and kick your ass yet again.

LU Guy : I don't WANNA go to HSC... I might get HURT!

HSC Guy: Damn Straight. Keep your strange ass over with your strange friends and watch your hentai. I promise I'll give you a job some day.

LU Girl - Damn that boy is fine... I wish I could get a guy like that.

HSC Guy - In your dreams, gold-digger.

by HSC Gentleman November 3, 2004