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1.a girl who is hotter than the flames of hell

2. the marvelous and mysterious temptress from the land of eternal joy

3. a girl who is smarter than albert einstein but as gorgeous as helen of troy (you know the one whose beauty started the epic war)

4. this girl is in NO way affiliated with Lindsay Lohan. Lohan simply stole this girl's name.
See that smoking hot amazing girl over there? Yep, she's a Lindsay.
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A beautiful, perfect girl that every guy loves. She is very artistic, a great singer, an awesome dancer, and best of all, the cutest smile ever!! You can't even describe how beautiful her smile is. Lindsay can sometimes be shy when singing in front of people, but other than that she is a wild child that will do anything you want her to do. Lindsay is loved by everyone, especially the guys. She can have any guy she wants but chooses only the tall, athletic, fit, very well endowed ones (only over 9") and sometimes women. Only because she can. Lindsay is a great friend, girlfriend, and sister. Whenever u need someone there for you, you can call Lindsay! Her beauty will astound you and her smile is captivating. The girl you will never forget!!
She is the most amazing person ever, that must be Lindsay.
Lindsay by bbepper January 25, 2015

lindsay lohan

A redhead (now blonde) who made her way to becoming a Paris Hilton. The only difference is, Lindsay has boobs, a shit load of freckles, and weighs at least more than 90 pounds unlike paris. A typical superficial celebrity who tries to get any guy that comes her way. She's also a horrible singer and actress. And her next film career is gonna be porn.
Reporter-"So Lindsay, whats next after Herbie Fully Loaded?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna do what Paris Hilton did"
Reporter-"And what would that be?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna shoot a bedroom video, but with Wilmer"
Reporter-"........"
lindsay lohan by This kid August 8, 2005

Lindsay Lohan Syndrome 

Someone who used to be hot, but due to drugs, alcohol etc. has become unattractive
"She used to be so hot, but she got Lindsay Lohan syndrome"

"what happened to Emily? she used to be so hot"

"yea but she's got Lindsay Lohan syndrome pretty bad now"

lindsay lohan

Another teen omnicelebrity. The only thing that separates her from Hilary Duff and Amanda Bynes is that has:
A) Freckles
B) Larger breasts
I could see those Lindsay Lohans coming around the corner

LINDSAY LOHAN

talented actress, not so great singer, has large breasts...wait sorry, HAD large breasts, was very pretty, but became a creepy scarecrow. oh yeah, became a blonde, too. red was her color.
Lindsay Lohan: IM NOT ANOREXIC!! ITS JSUT PUBLICITY!!GOSH!!!
Person: well, seeing your spine is pretty cool..
LINDSAY LOHAN by flERGAM December 28, 2005

Lindsay Hohan 

What Lindsay Lohan's name should be; she is such a ho
Rumor has it that Lindsay Hohan was fucked by three guys yesterday!
Lindsay Hohan by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008