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Lincoln Log

Poor lesbians makeshift dildo. Ability to increase girth with duct tape.
I like the Licoln Log deep in my vagina. Who's up for a Lincoln Log ride?
by Leelynn May 29, 2010
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Lincoln Log

When a group of people deficate into ones toilet one on top of the other in a continuous fashion without flushing or the use of toilet paper.
When I returned to my home after a break, I was annoyed to see my roommates had lincoln logged my toilet while I was gone.
by Kid, Theodore, Landfill, Stewie November 26, 2006
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Abe Lincoln Log

Similar to and typically following it's predecessor the "Abe Lincoln;" this manuever is pulled off by adding the all-too popular "CLeveland Steamer" applied to the chin. Thus creating a makeshift adhesive "log" that any stragglers can stick to, creating a muddy beard.
To pull off the true beard style "NuttyMuddy Abe Lincoln Log" : Eat an adequate portion of crushed walnuts, peanuts, pinenuts, almonds, acorns or any variation thereof. At time of Cleveland Steam application,log should be a nice NuttyMuddy consistency
"My girlfriend didn't wax often onough. So, to teach her a lesson, I donkey-punched the bitch, shaved that shit, crapped and jacked off on her chin. Then, I shaved her snatch, spread her pubes on the cumlog. She had THE Abe Lincoln Log."
by 9100' High July 15, 2006
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Lincoln Log 69

A group sex position where couples are stacked on top of each other 69ing. It can either be in the stacked form (where you are just with one partner, but there is another person perpendicularly stacked between you) or the square form (where each person eats a different person in the square).
We had so many people doing a Lincoln Log 69 last night I thought we were gonna topple over like a game of Jenga!
by Pupu Peepee October 30, 2007
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Lincoln Log

A roll of pennies that is placed in ones ass
Guy: I need to go to the bank, I'm fresh out of Lincoln Logs
by kylesimons December 10, 2011
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Lincoln Log

Lincoln Log (noun)
A type of feces that is particularly long, resulting in your feces to stick out of the toilet and touch your anus.
Stephen enjoys planting Lincoln Logs in his mother's mouth.
by $U#$%^%$#$%^&U&^%$# March 3, 2020
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Lincoln Log

When a cadet at West Point becomes sexually aroused during a class or meeting in Lincoln Hall his/her erection is called a 'Lincoln Log'.
CDT X: "Have you seen those paintings in Lincoln Hall?"

CDT Y: "Yeah, dude. I go up to the second floor during class sometimes. There's one painting of a naked woman, it totally gives me a Lincoln Log."

CDT X: "Yeah, same. It's so sick when the instructors forget to lock the doors to Lincoln Hall. I can't tell you how many times I've gone in there and beat Navy."
by J Company, 5th Regiment March 6, 2013
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