lightbulbs

i like lightbulbs. therefore i like homebase as they sell light bulbs. go to homebase!

The dust collects on light bulbs,Whatever shall we do?
I tried to clean it with a duster,
But it turned to sticky goo.

The light used to shine so brightly,
But now it’s gone away.
It seems as though the darkness,
Is here to always to stay.

What happened to my light bulb?
It used to shine so bright.
Now it’s always dark here,
What happened to the light?
The dust it is so dusty,
Believe me when I say,
Dust your light bulbs daily,
Or you will truly pay.

by lora December 21, 2004

lightbulb

An object often used in jokes.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Fish!

by dalziel_86 June 19, 2003

lightbulb

Noun.
Slang for a Crack-pipe. Mostly used by tennagers in Hawai'i, to throw off their parents and teachers to the fact they are Tweekers

Ed, bring your lightbulb tonite, Brock's got some good shit.

by mailmanjoe July 18, 2005

Lightbulbism

Taking a massive systemic problem that is fueled by abuse and corruption and greed at the top -- and turn it into a willpower issue for regular people.

Blaming climate change on plastic straws and hamburgers instead of fossil fuel burning is pure lightbulbism

by Blarghagedon September 5, 2019

lightbulb

Glass tube which emits light when an electric current is run through it.

That is one NICE lightbulb.

by MoJo April 19, 2003

lightbulbing it

The act of being in a relationship that you know you shouldn't be in any more where you keep breaking up and getting back together. Usually caused by genuine affection or friendship combined with fantastic sex. An on again/off again romance.

Sara: "What are you doing Friday?"
Rachel: "Justin."
Sara: "You're STILL dating him?"
Rachel: "Yeah, well, no, not really, I don't know, kind of. We've been lightbulbing it for about a year now. Haven't found anyone better and, damn, I love that cock."

by hotgrrl May 24, 2005

lightbulb

Where one shoots another person. Then proceeds to have sexual intercourse through the new hole in their body.

Hey! let's go lightbulb that one manly fatass band teacher!

Ya alright...

by desereth December 2, 2006