social lifter

A person who spends an inordinate amount of time in the gym in order to meet new people, catch up with friends, and fill up his spank bank. Though difficult to identify, this person will perform only one set of an exercise, stand up to stretch, and walk around the gym looking for someone to hit up.

James: I wish that tard would stop bogarting the flat bench.

Kevin: Don't worry, he's just a social lifter. I'll chat him up, you steal the bench.

by Tuck Rollinsmith April 23, 2008

litty

When you're so lit (fun, wild) , you need that extra -ty .

Person A: *acting extra lit*
Person B: Damn, you litty af!

by baeby brooklyn April 20, 2018

dumb litty

a phrase commonly said by K-Pop rapper BM (Big Matthew) from co-ed group KARD; usually said when something is about to be crazy dope or insanely awesome.

yoooo this concert 'bout to DUMB LITTY
stream DUMB LITTY or I'll boop you with my hammer
man that song was dumb litty af

by big tiddiy comittee September 30, 2019

Cheek Lift

Lifting one or both cheeks while shitting to prevent the need to wipe afterwards.

Used first in 1942 in WW2 to prevent undergarment soiling on the field, the cheek lift was and still is widely used to this day.

Lt. Splathers: "Johnson! You shit in the foxhole without paper? I suppose you used your hand that you shake mine with, maggot."

Cpl. Williams: "No Sir."

Lt. Splathers: "WELL?"

Cpl. Williams: "Just a cheek lift"

by JingoBellsSanduskySmells December 31, 2011

Ego lifting

The act of lifting heavy weights for the sole purpose of impressing other people in the room. This is usually done with awful form and gratuitous grunting noises.

John: Look at that idiot ego lifting over there.

Mike: Omg, what a tool. He isn't even using much weight.

by properliftingman August 29, 2010

whatever lifts your luggage

Synonym of "whatever floats your boat".

Personally, I wouldn't have hired a young rent boy to come with me on a trip to Europe, but "whatever lifts your luggage".

by Grammalicious May 5, 2010

lefty's catcher mit

internet slang for something that appears to be there but turns out it isn't.

j.j. abrams monster in cloverfield seems to be a lefty's catcher mit.

by lameboymatt January 19, 2008