life is like rice

Life Is hard

Don't judge people, umuntu, you are a person, they are a person, I'm a person, we're all persons ,don't judge it Because life is like rice

by Druggie Z April 26, 2023

shrek is life

life is shrek
life is everything
shrek is everything

its never ogre

shrek is love
shrek is life
what would we do with our prayers
when shrek made light

by shrekatron 90000 September 1, 2014

My Life Is Piggy Whipped

My Life Is Piggy Whipped: MLIPW to be followed, pulled-over, jammed-up, and/or busted by the police. To be Piggy Whipped.

Today, I downshifted to zoom past a cute girl in a convertible and winked at her, not realizing I also zoomed past a cop in his Piggy Whip hiding in the bushes, needless to say I got a fat ticket, My Life Is Piggy Whipped MLIPW!

by P.E. Whipple August 11, 2011

Chopper.is.life

Chopper.is.life is a tiktoker who posts daily and loves interacting with his anime community he also stays interactive with his mutuals he loves getting questions and enjoys one piece as you can see from his account he’s is also a chopper enthusiast fun fact his top 3 anime’s are bleach gintama and one piece.

Chopper.is.life can we be mutuals?

by anonymous February 12, 2021

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

A religion founded around our great Ogrelord, Shrek. We show our loyalty to him by praying to Shrek every day. It is crucially important that everyone in the religion make a Shrek shrine and pray to it. If not you will be at a shrekoning. A shrekoning is when Shrek comes to your house and kills you with his holy onions. If you pay to Shrek every day, he may call upon you to go to the great onion temple. When your go there, always at night, Shrek will Shrek you along with four others. This is a holy occasion and is held twice a month, on the first Tuesday and the last Thursday.

-Did you pray to Shrek today?
-Crap, I forgot!
-well get ready for your shrekoning, bro.
-oh yeah...
-I guess you'll remember to know that Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

by Shrekthegreat June 14, 2016

Shrek is love Shrek is life

Shrek Is Love Shrek is Life.

I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life
My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its shrek
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Shrek
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now"
Shrek leaves through my window

Shrek is love Shrek is life.

by Zoelly9000 November 3, 2014

Life is a pot of beans

Nigerian saying that literally means "life is a struggle place" or "life is messy" because beans is messy.

Mark Zuckerberg's wealth has plummeted $20 BN this year alone. This life is a pot of beans.

by TheAlienMaven January 13, 2019