Lemke

When someone pretends to be more successful than they truly are.

Did you see that? His cheap ebayed "professional" shoes prove that he's pulling a total Lemke!

by Whats in a name? October 21, 2007

lemke

An activity or person(s) that has become lame or disappointing.

These people are lemke. This place is lemke. That shit is lemke.

by Tony Freddo September 13, 2009

Lember

An adjective, noun, and verb for literally everything. I'm serious, it can be used for literally everything...

adj: "That's some lember face you got there."
noun: "If it wasn't for Lember, I don't know if I'd be able to do what I just did."
verb: "Look at her lember! Dannnggggg"
lember

by Happy Caturtle May 29, 2017

nick lemke

Smells like you just poopsterbated and haven't showered in a week.
Fucking Lemonparty

Ex: You just pulled a Nick Lemke

by KoolNube84 May 29, 2014

limbkemia

a serious illness, a type of disease, a form of cancer involving your limbs where they become numb and sometimes have to be removed so the cancer does not spread. deady and painful.

my aunt died of limbkemia

by hibrianna January 3, 2011

Lembert

Das Wort „Lembert“ leitet sich von der Krankheit Morbus Lembertus ab, welche erstmals im 21. Jahrhundert aufgetreten ist. Symptome der Krankheit sind nicht vollständig bekannt, jedoch tritt häufig mentale Trägheit und Eigenscham bei Erkrankten auf.

In der Jugendsprache findet sich die Krankheit unter dem Kürzel „Lembert“ wieder und wird häufig als Beleidigung für jemanden benutzt benutzt, der doof aussieht oder sich so verhält.

Wie kalt ist das Wasser?
*antwortet mit unüblicher Geste*
Lembert alta

by Schnitzel September 17, 2022

Lembedism

the act of telling an overly saturated lie to the point of were the lie being told seems to be more truthful than a lie

"going into depth with a lie to the point of convincing listeners or readers is called lembedism"

by syre the Subar diver August 14, 2024