legitimate_garbage

entp guy fucking obsessed with mbti that slanders estjs

1). Hey! Have you seen legitimate_garbage new video?
2.) Yah, he was complaining again abt estjs
1.) Wdym they r kinda hot 🤤
2.) No

by jwjdjsjsjkajs June 15, 2021

Legitimate Rape

Legitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which upon penis having entry into the vagina, a mutated tiger shark with a laser beam attached to its head jumps out of the vulva and viciously attacks the male genitalia.

"If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to shut the whole thing down." - Todd Akin

by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" August 25, 2012

Are you legitting me?!

Another way to say " Are you kidding me?!" Especially used by rich white girls.

Mackenzie: Dan and I hooked up last night, sorry babe

Stella: "are you legitting me?!"
Mackenzie: nope but who cares! BFFLS for life

Stella: haha okay love you babe

legit

by Elle2942 June 27, 2014

Legitimate

-adj

1) Lawfully correct, legal.

2) Justified, not un-called for

4) Something very, very true

3) used to describe something in the utmost of truthiness or maybe something SO FRIKKIN DAMN AWESOME , see sick,sweet, telk, or godly

also see legit

The cash was legitimate.

It was a legitimate insult.

Twilight sucks, and you know it.

boy1-"check out what i scored tonight!"
boy2-"That Is Legitimate."

by jschoo May 10, 2009

Legitimate Political Discourse

When you're too much of a wimp to condemn a coup attempt because those rich MAGAt rioters also vote for you.

90%+ of republican politicians: “Those Washington DC and Michigan state rioters?! Pfff… thats just legitimate political discourse!”

by NorCalLefty February 11, 2022

legititties

A pair of well sculpted, large, genuine breasts.

legit - titties

in context, "Damn son, look at those legititties."

by that boy biz July 3, 2009

legitity

the measure or relative amount of something's legitness.

My legitity is only matched by my cynicism.

by elosbast November 7, 2008