When you are playing donkey kong and you only have one life, you resort to getting every banana possible.
by Master_Batter April 11, 2008
Get the no banana left behind program mug.A fucked up educational system made up by who other than that dumb fuck "President" George Dubya Bush. This system was said to help students but
still about 50 percent of kids are droppin out of school,
most kids get A's for ass and
the only kids benifitting from it are rich white kids.
still about 50 percent of kids are droppin out of school,
most kids get A's for ass and
the only kids benifitting from it are rich white kids.
No Child Left Behind is more like No Rich Child left Behind. Damn Bush is the dumbest fuckin' retarded bitch ass craka in the whole fuckin world!
by MayaEA May 4, 2006
Get the no child left behind mug.Otherwise known as "No Child Left In The Behind". George W. Bush passed this law as a means to ensure that ass babies are born by means of mandatory c-sections.
As George W Bush was an ass baby, he has often acknowledged that he was one of the few who are successfully born without intervention. This was due to his father, George H. W. Bush having had much experience with rough gay sex, and having a texas-sized asshole. However, since Bush understands that this is not often the case with ass babies, he passed this law. On the passing of this law, Bush has commented "Every child has the right to life, should they be born from a vagina, or from a gay man's ass. If an anal c-section is what it takes to protect this right, then so be it. I think we Americans can all agree that we want no child left in the behind."
Many people are misinformed and think that the law has something to do with the pointless standardized tests now facing the American education system. This is all a government conspiracy designed to keep the public blind about the plight of the homosexual male population.
As George W Bush was an ass baby, he has often acknowledged that he was one of the few who are successfully born without intervention. This was due to his father, George H. W. Bush having had much experience with rough gay sex, and having a texas-sized asshole. However, since Bush understands that this is not often the case with ass babies, he passed this law. On the passing of this law, Bush has commented "Every child has the right to life, should they be born from a vagina, or from a gay man's ass. If an anal c-section is what it takes to protect this right, then so be it. I think we Americans can all agree that we want no child left in the behind."
Many people are misinformed and think that the law has something to do with the pointless standardized tests now facing the American education system. This is all a government conspiracy designed to keep the public blind about the plight of the homosexual male population.
Jim: Hey Bob, what do you think about the No Child Left Behind law?
Bob: I think it's wrecking our school system. Kids could be learning about useful things instead of taking those pointless tests.
Jim: Huh? The No Child Left Behind law has nothing to do with education, it is supposed to ensure that ass babies are born successfully.
Bob: Well that's disgusting. Why the hell did you ask me?
Jim: I found out about my ass pregnancy today.
Bob: Well that sucks. My boyfriend has it too, I hope the c-section won't cause any permanent damage.
Bob: I think it's wrecking our school system. Kids could be learning about useful things instead of taking those pointless tests.
Jim: Huh? The No Child Left Behind law has nothing to do with education, it is supposed to ensure that ass babies are born successfully.
Bob: Well that's disgusting. Why the hell did you ask me?
Jim: I found out about my ass pregnancy today.
Bob: Well that sucks. My boyfriend has it too, I hope the c-section won't cause any permanent damage.
by tx_metalhed999 July 8, 2010
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2. A sober driver's oath of brohood that states that nobody will be left behind in the bar to walk home intoxicated.
2. A sober driver's oath of brohood that states that nobody will be left behind in the bar to walk home intoxicated.
by Type2GenomeManiac November 13, 2014
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by mach4motorboat August 24, 2010
Get the No Five Left Behind mug.Created as an Australian corollary to the United States No Child Left Behind Act (NCLB; enacted by the 107th Congress of the U.S.). The NWLB Act states, "There is no such thing as a one or two wolf wolfpack." Authorized by the First Unit 4 Committee on Global Alcoholodiversity.
by Unit_4_Wolfpack August 29, 2010
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Bro 1-" dude wesley wanted to be with his bitch, so we dont have a place to bromance now"
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Bro 2-" bro, its cool, well talk to some people of no bro left behind, and find a place to bromance AND help Wesley get in touch with his inner Bro-Ness again
to find a real example, go to facebook and type in "NO BRO LEFT BEHIND" (without quotes) and it has a picture of a fist bump
by MasterBro September 19, 2010
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