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Leaving the seat up on the TiVo

To leave the TV on a channel that annoys someone else in the house when turning off the TV.
I get SO mad when I see the Lifetime network everytime I turn the tv on. I started Leaving the seat up on the TiVo and changing the channel to NFL Network before I turn the TV off.
by NCdubmixer February 24, 2011
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chris leavins

a very attractive man who makes videos called cute with Chris
(cutewithchris.com) with an aspiring sense of humor. And a very nice wardrobe.
Damn, I'd fuck Chris Leavins so fast he wouldn't know what hit him.
by nollableu August 4, 2007
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leaving a sperm trail

When you fuck girls/guys in different states/area codes, either cumming on their face/ass/in mouth/on leg/any body part; can also be on the floor or in underwear/socks: can be used in both cases
I have been leaving a sperm trail since 2017, when I came on a girls face I left a sperm trail on her face, then fucked another girl from Iowa and {made} a sperm trail.
by Sexual Innuendos July 6, 2018
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toster leavins

all the crums and crud that fall off the toast and acumulate in the plate on the bottom of the toster.
damn im hungry sombody give me them toster leavins
by jason dye May 15, 2003
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Leaving the stadium

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...
by holla-at-a-playa April 15, 2009
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Leaving the Shire

When a person is one hit away from smoking more marijuana in one sitting than they've ever had before. Derived from The Lord of the Rings, where Samwise expresses that after one more step, it will be the furthermost point away from home than he'd ever been before.
This is it, if I take one more hit, I'm leaving the shire.
by potatohunt November 5, 2017
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Levin and Silas

Best friends ever. Might b a little horny.
I love them.
,,Levin and Silas are so horny OMG"
by vivova May 23, 2023
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