lazzed

when someone orders a piece of custom made music gear and gets screwed by the builder.

"Man you seriously got lazzed on that beta lead preamp."

"My custom guitar was such a piece of shit, I totally got lazzed"

by bassdude666 December 5, 2012

perpetual laziness

a rare disease which makes completing even simple tasks difficult, often prevalent within students, teenagers, and adults in the workplace. Can be genetically inherited. Chances of contracting perpetual laziness is much higher when large amounts of homework is assigned, due dates for projects are listed, or any amount of work involving physical or mental labor is involved.

Mr. Teacher: "Did you finish your book report like I told you?"
Andy: "Naw teach, I contracted a severe bout of perpetual laziness over the weekend."
Mr. Teacher: "Oh my, completely understandable. I'll give you another week."

by BirdWiththeWord November 25, 2011

laziness

A chronic illness where victims lack the willpower to do anything requiring effort. The entire population suffers from this disease. There is no known cure.

Notice the man on the couch, watching television. He is a prime example of laziness.

by PrincessZeffie March 10, 2008

Adam lazzara

OMG...he is THE hottest guy ever!
Lead singer from the band TBS.
Everything about him just owns everyone else tbh.

"OMG, I met Adam lazzara!"
"...bitch"

by Lullubell :] October 26, 2006

Lazzaration

The mark that is left on one's face when they are struck with a microphone by Adam Lazzara of Taking Back Sunday.

Guy 1: "Were you at the Give it a Name Festival?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I went to see TBS."

Guy 1: "So you saw Matt suffer multiple Lazzarations?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I hope he's alright, dude's a wicked bass player."

by Kyle Haney August 19, 2006

Laziness Beard

A scruffy beard, usually grown by a man who claims to have much more important and time consuming things to do than shave, when, in fact he often spends his time playing online video games and dinning at Taco Bell-esque eateries. Most common on college students or people on their own for the first time. Most can not pull it off, unless grown for the optimal period of 3 to 5 months.

Man 1: "Dude you really need to shave, you have one big laziness beard going on!"
Man 2: "I'll shave after I finish this philosophy paper."
Man 1: "You mean after you finish killing all these Nazi zombies?"
Man 2: "Sure, whatever, wanna get some eats?"

by GoCanes March 21, 2010

Laziness

This.

I wrote laziness in a sentence.

by Fffhjiiufgnjj June 12, 2016