chisel of lawyers

term for a group of lawyers / collective noun, e.g.: gaggle of geese, flock of sheep, parliament of owls, gawk of tourists, etc.

Justice may be blind, but the Judge ain’t; meaning: you can’t be representing yourself when the other side has a whole chisel of lawyers.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 23, 2012

lawyer-broke

The flattest-ass kinda broke there is.
Believe every dollar I see is going straight to my lawyer to keep my broke ass outa jail.

said to dealers and hoes, "Don't even show me that crack. I am lawyer-broke 'til next year !"

by anonymous May 26, 2023

Lawyerd

A term frequently used by Marshal in the tv show How I met your mother. Marshal uses this whenever he verbally finishes off any untrue (or contradicting) proclamation and the other party has nothing else to say.

Barney: Prostitution is the worlds oldest profession.
Marshal: You really think so?
Barney: Yeah I bet cavewomen got like an extra fish or something if they put out.
Marshal: So the oldest profession would be fisherman.
Barney: Withdrawn.
Marshal: Lawyerd...
Barney:....

by Stibinoezem September 14, 2010

Cockroach Lawyer

Lawyers who purposely avoid your emails and/or follow ups. They are called cockroach lawyers because they run and skittle away, hiding behind the cupboards every time you want to hear from them.

Damn, Anthony is such a cockroach lawyer. Followed him up 2 weeks and still no response. Maybe we should sprinkle some crumbs so he appears from behind the cupboards

by Danglesssss August 31, 2021

lawyer talk

when you say something very misleading but still not false. it's like a half-truth.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman." - Bill Clinton

Technically, he didn't have sex with Monica Lewinsky but she did give him a blowjob. That is lawyer talk.

by Bravo India Tango Charlie Hotel January 3, 2009

Mid Laner Syndrome

The MLS (Mid Laner Syndrome) is a trait apparent in mid laner mains in the game of League of Legends.

It is when the said mid laner thinks he is so important that he is going to go take the farm of every other lane, take every kill and even steal blue buffs.

Lethal Guimond took my blue, he clearly has the Mid Laner Syndrome.

by Slummzy July 30, 2020

Mr. Lawler

The only real world living human replica of Gordan Freeman, Half Life's main character.

Hey marsh lets go ask Gordan Freeman (Mr. Lawler) to use his gravity gun to fly us to Xactek!!1!

by David Walter Rolph January 5, 2009