Brie Larson

The context of describing why the divorce rate is 40-50% in America.

When a Brie Larson is defined in conversation, all white males are required to attend a gladiator match where Brie Larson will watch the contestants fight to the death in an audience of feminists.

Friend: How’s your wife doing?
Me: Not good. Im filing for a Brie Larson.
Friend: May the odds be in your favor.

by Chickenmaster691 March 12, 2019

LARSONED

When a male t-bags another male or female for being ignorant saying "you've just been LARSONED!" ending the argument... Showing that they have been "owned"

Johnny said to Jimmy "You've just been LARSONED!" Put an end to that argument real quick.

by Bongyballs09 September 30, 2016

LarsonSexual

A person that loves Kyle Larson and dickrides him in any situation.

"He literally said the n-word. Your such a LarsonSexual."

by DennyThaGoat January 17, 2021

Gary Larson

A tennis term meaning "the far side". Since Gary Larson wrote The Far Side comics.

You guys take the close side of the court, i always play better on Gary Larson anyway.

by Sulleyvan March 18, 2008

Larmony

A guy who has a bunch of opportunities up his sleeve. A guy who lives in land of opportunity. He breathes opportunities.

Guy: hey do you know Larmony?
Girl: oh yeah! That dude has so much great opportunities to give.

by Monfi April 20, 2017

Angry Larson

An Angry Larson is when you come home wasted and forcefully fuck your brother in the asshole.

Man, he was trashed last night that he when home and angry larsoned his brother/

by caramelchocolate69 December 1, 2010

Mr Larson

A bald bitch

He is bald, he is mr Larson

by WhoMans69 December 16, 2019