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LankyBox

Two grown men run this YouTube channel and milk off of trends that are either dead or steadily declining. Also called out for stealing thumbnails like the idiots they are.
Any toddler that gets exposed to this horror is forced into their cult, also filled with three-year-olds, where they watch them non-stop and praise them for their "creativity."
Justin and Adam are also war criminals.
LankyBox is a "creative" channel.

Hah, I love sarcasm...and insult comedy.
by 7568ino December 24, 2023
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LankyBox

those two sloppy cringy YouTubers who used to make peak content but now... THEY MAKE THE ABSOLUTE MOST GARBAGE CONTENT IN MANKIND
I miss old LankyBox.
by aviation lover 123 August 26, 2025
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Lankybox

A YouTube channel that is run by 2 fucking crackheads that produces brain rot for iPad kids. If u watch the one of their videos or shorts for even a second ur brain will rot and u can say bye bye to ur attention span cuz now ur cooked fr.
Person 1: Yo wtf r u watching?
Person 2: I’m watching Lankybox!
Person 1: Ah hell nah!
by Jgalaxy December 28, 2024
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Lankybox

The literal definition of a Content Farm and the absolute epitome of garbage kids content on YouTube.

Lankybox's channel is almost perfectly designed to be a fucking cognitohazard to anyone above the age of 12, it is a physical challenge to scroll through the most recent videos of their channel without immediately wanting to click off so you can look at something that's actually worth your eyesight.

They capitalize purely off of taking anything that trends with children and shitting out hours upon hours of videos related to the trends.

Their thumbnails are also pure eye cancer as a result of this since they try to cram as much of the most recent trends as they possibly can.

Their videos often start with them immediately screeching in your ears about what they're going to do in the video while simultaneously rotting your eyes into mush with seizure inducing editing.

The rest of the video afterwards is usually just them doing something mildly related to the topic in some way or playing a random Roblox game accompanied with random zoomer humor sound effects and visually assaulting editing.

Do not even bother viewing anything related to Lankybox if you value your eyes.
Average Modern Father: "Hey son! Watcha watc-..."

8 Year Old iPad Kid: *Mindlessly drooling and staring into their screen as they watch a Lankybox Amazing Digital Circus video*
Average Modern Father: *sigh* "I fucking knew my wife getting our son an iPad was going to be the worst decision we've ever made"
by some doofus I guess December 13, 2023
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Lankybox

The most trash out of pocket brainrotted channel ever. It is a creaton Satan made . Words cannot describe how much cringe this channel is. And it forces 4-year-old kids to snatch their mom's credit card and buy their plushie. This YT channel is the worst
1: I like lankybox

2: why?
1: I HAVE SKIBIDI RIZZ

2:WHAT THE F-💀
by Turi ip ip April 13, 2024
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LankyBox Effect

An effect that if something popular gets posted to the internet (primarily YouTube), LankyBox will make a shitty reaction video to it and try to flood the fanbase with kids.
"The LankyBox effect ruined my fanbase"
by EDPsCupcake69420 August 30, 2025
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Lankybox

HEY GUYS ITS LANKYBOX AND WELCOME BACK TO THE 79,461st UPLOAD OF THE DAY BTW WE'RE GOING TO SHOUT EVERY WORD AND TODAY WE'RE PLAYING THE (Insert brainrot word here) ROBLOX OBBY, LETS GO

OK GUYS NOW WE'RE GOING TO CONTINUE BEING LOUD BUT BEFORE THAT, MAKE SURE TO BUY OUR MERCH OK LETS GO. YOU KNOW THESE VENTS MADE OF STONE THAT WE ARE STANDING ON REMINDS ME OF THE ALL NEW ROCKY MERCH, BUY AT LANKYBOX SHOP. OK WE MADE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL BY THE WAY BUY OUR MERCH

OK GUYS NOW WE ARE AT THE END OF THE OBBY, GREAT NOW MAKE SURE TO WATCH TIL THE END FOR 2 MORE HOURS OF LANKYBOX CONTENT THATS TOTALLY ALL NOT COMPILATIONS OF ALREADY EXISTING VIDEO

MAKE SURE TO WATCH TIL THE END FOR A STUPID SONG ABOUT MILK WHERE WE REPEAT THAT WORD OVER 18 MILLION TIMES
Father: why are you watching lankybox
brainrot child: im watching the all new lankybox song about milk
Father: yes, yes, speaking of milk, we're out of it, i’ll go get some
by idkwhatnametoputhere September 24, 2024
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