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gen alpha brainrot (the animators are stuck in the basement animating jax and pomni singing skibidi toilet while baldi drinks the grimace shake)
guy a: god i hate gen alpha brainrot, its horrible, like "skibidi dop dop yes-" SHUT THE FUCK UP
guy b: u couldve just shortened to lankybox :trol:
by apollo.11 November 20, 2023
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If you are subscribed to them, you are already too far gone
LankyBox: "HEY GUYS WELCOME TO LANKY BOX" (or some shit like that I aren't braindead enough to watch them)
Me: "Go kill yourself"
LankyBox: "TODAY WE WILL BE WATCHING AMONG-US IN SKIBI"-
Me: Dusts my hands of and puts down the gun
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 13, 2023
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A content farm run by two hyperactive manchildren, if there is a new trend that's even mildly popular with children they immediately milk it until it's a dry mummified husk.
Every video they upload has an overdetailed vomit inducing thumbnail, most often with one or both of them making a soy face.

Should you decide to risk your sanity and click on one of their videos, you will be greeted with them yelling into your ears about what they're going to do while assaulting your eyes with seizure inducing visuals.
The rest of the video onwards is just zoomer stimuli and unbearable cringe that only someone in a coma would mildly enjoy.
I would rather eat molten glass than watch a Lankybox video
by I Can't Think of a Name lol December 27, 2023
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Kid: Have you seen the new LankyBox video?
Normal Human: FUCK OFF KID LANKYBOX IS GARBAGE FUCK FUCK FUCK!
by Am I mentally stable? December 19, 2023
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Two grown men run this YouTube channel and milk off of trends that are either dead or steadily declining. Also called out for stealing thumbnails like the idiots they are.
Any toddler that gets exposed to this horror is forced into their cult, also filled with three-year-olds, where they watch them non-stop and praise them for their "creativity."
Justin and Adam are also war criminals.
LankyBox is a "creative" channel.

Hah, I love sarcasm...and insult comedy.
by 7568ino December 24, 2023
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An absolute monstrosity made by lankybox and chuck e cheese.
Only available in America. My condolences to the Americans.
If you eat this food you will become a slave to lankybox
List of "food"
Shitty pan Pizza
Mac and feet cheese
Radioactive churros straight outta fallout
"Chicken" Wings
Salad that isnt healthy
Fries
Diabetes Cookies
Soft Drinks

DONT ORDER LANKYBOX KITCHEN
Person 1: LaNKyBoX KitChEn YUmmY

Person 2 lankybox kitchen gave me:
SARS-CoV-2
Seasonal influenza
Severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS)
Sexually transmitted infections
Shigellosis
Sindbis fever
Smallpox
Streptococcus pneumoniae
Swine-origin influenza
Syphilis
Syphilis, congenital
Tetanus
Tick-borne diseases
Tick-borne encephalitis (TBE)
Toscana virus infection
Toxoplasmosis, congenital
Trichinellosis
Tuberculosis (TB)
Tularaemia
Typhoid and paratyphoid fever
Vaccine-preventable diseases
Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD)
Varicella
Viral haemorrhagic fever
Viral hepatitis
West Nile virus infection
Whooping cough (pertussis)
Yellow fever
Yersiniosis
Zika virus disease
Zoonosis
by "DEMITRI" December 15, 2023
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