Landon is a school for the less intelligent kids that play sports until they graduate at age 21. Commonly seen beating women because it is a rare experience for them at an all boys school where shower rape is a custom. Often travel in packs wearing vineyard vines shirts and yellow vans. At Landon school it is a custom to act hood even though your parents pay $40,000 for private school. At a school where nobody give a fuck about academics you can get away with anything if you play sports. As one of the more gay IAC schools it is necessary to play dirty and be a dick. Seeing how high your ego can get is a tradition for the Landon brown bears. While their uniforms may literally make them look like walking shits, do not be thrown off by these middle age men as they will beat up any girls in sight.
Girl : who is that douche 30 year old wearing all vineyard vines
Boy: that’s mike , he has been at Landon school since grade 8
Boy: that’s mike , he has been at Landon school since grade 8
by Crabdaddy1818 June 3, 2018
Get the Landon School mug.Landon is a shitty 4-12 school located in Bethesda Maryland. There colors are shit brown and white with there mascot being a bear. The kids there have a certain sense that there school is better even though it’s shittier then all the high schools in the area. They try to compete with schools like Gonzaga,St. Johns,Prep and bullis which are all 100 times better then Landon in every way. Kids there think it’s cool to rape and beat women. They act hood even though there parents are cooperate lawyers with 5 country club memberships and pay 40k for a school. The schools academics are absolute shit. Every school in the area puts there differences aside to give shit to Landon. Do not apply they don’t accept unless you donate money or have a brother there. Also the boys there are extremely homosexual and make it clear to everyone else that they rape each other in the locker room.
Hot girl “a guy from Landon school abused me.”
Guy “I’m sorry don’t mess with Landon guys. There bad news”
Guy “I’m sorry don’t mess with Landon guys. There bad news”
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Get the Landon stephens mug.So basically, Landon is a 4-12 school that plays in the IAC for athletics. They try to compete with superior schools like Georgetown Prep and Gonzaga but fail miserably. Landon is known as a homosexual school, for rich people. Landon kids think they are from the hood when in reality their parents go to 3 country clubs, own 6 cars and live in a 20 million dollar mansion. Landon kids are also known for beating and abusing women, they also think it is okay to do that. Overall, if you go to landon your future is going to be in prison or working as a low level accountant that makes less than minimum wage.
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