the act of being a complete homo, or a word used to increase your chances of hurting someone when cussing them out
by napoleonniggermuffin April 26, 2010
Get the anal landscapermug. When a woman puts her legs behind her head and a man jumps and tries to land with his penis in the vagina.
by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
Get the Dirty Landscapermug. by werdna2483 December 21, 2008
Get the landscape pornmug. A sex game that allows the man to act as landscaper, and the woman to act as the landscape. First the man "aerates" the woman by poking his penis into her mouth, vagina, and anus. Then, he trims her pubic hair, followed by ejaculating on her, serving as an "incesticide". Finally, the man releases feces on the woman as an act of "fertilizing".
During a hot chili dinner, Megan told Brad that she felt "unkempt" and could use a trim. Brad, thinking on his toes....suggested that it may be time for the "Dirty Landscaper" to pay a visit.
by Muck-a-luck January 24, 2007
Get the Dirty Landscapermug. I've been busy too, with my landscaping company, Landscape Escape doesnt mean i have to go and dissappear off the face of the earth! .....oh i cant stay mad at you! JOHN! JOHN!
by michael dixon March 20, 2004
Get the landscape escapemug. by Otnobor November 9, 2020
Get the Total Landscapingmug. Zooming in and out while filming or taking a picture, in order to focus attention on a certain point. Named so because zooming in and out resembles the in-and-out movement of sex.
John, the impromptu photographer, is filming at his cousin's wedding. He's zooming in and out, focusing on lights and the bride's boobs.
- Dude, stop fucking the landscape and take a shot of the cake!
- Dude, stop fucking the landscape and take a shot of the cake!
by Teh Cezar August 16, 2009
Get the fucking the landscapemug.