by andrea July 9, 2004
Get the flat lander mug.A person from any large city who does not know how to drive well on roads that aren't straight and flat. You can tell one because when you get stuck behind them on a mountain road they take the curves at a snails pace, but when you finally come to a flat/straight stretch (where you could potentially pass their slow ass) they speed up like crazy till the next curve. Lather, rinse, repeat. --Insult is added to injury when the flat landers have a large truck/SUV/other form of 4-wheel drive and do this.
by scottiedawg86 August 7, 2009
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a term used by vermonters (people from vermont usa) to describe people not from vermont. most of the time used as a insult.
by hilltop henry March 26, 2003
Get the flat lander mug.When you swing from the hips to slap your cock on to the forehead of your wife and/or girlfriend/mistress. Best done when she is sitting at the computer.
by oddy2222 February 25, 2019
Get the No Hander Lander mug.A person that comes from south of Interstate 80 to hunt in Northern Pennsylvania for bear or deer. Usually these people have unnecessarily large trunks such as Ford F-350s or Dodge 3500 series.
by ZBall April 7, 2008
Get the flat lander mug.Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.
by Saxdaddy January 31, 2008
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