Lampman

A silly sally that is typically of the homosexual brand who enjoys savagely necking in public areas especially in basement parties with all of his/her close friends observing. Afterward, a typical lampman will ferociously begin a snuggle session with the closest person...so beware of his temptingly bald booty (unless you are a gaylord)

Man that Lampman sure enjoys sitting around a fire, knitting with his "girl-friends" in a sequin vest, talking about cute guys and such.

by Dr. Evan Frederic February 22, 2009

laymansplaining

Non-scientist condescendingly explaining to scientists what science is. (cf mansplaining)

Person: "This magical crystal will cure cancer and fix your broken love life."
Scientist: "No it won't. But thanks for the laymansplaining."

by Chem1885 June 17, 2018

lazyman chair

the deluxe version of a lazyboy chair usually comes with an ottoboy

"yo dude, you gotta come over and check this lazyman chair i got"

by baby chynna November 28, 2009

Laymanize

(verb) To explain something in simple terms for someone who is not proficient in a certain field of study. To put into "layman's" terms.

I don't understand that, could you laymanize it for me?

by zenmaster42 November 8, 2009

Laymans Terms

Something someone slightly slow, like Parker, would understand.

Laymans Terms: Parker has a lot of shit under her arm.

by Urban Dictionary (Admin) March 30, 2009

laymanized

put in words that anyone stupid or ignorant enough to belive what the speeker is saying then one is actually layman and is being controlled by the speaker. Being 'laymanized'

Mark :Dam why is John assaulting Chris in suck a way

David : SHhhhhhh He's being Laymanized! U layman! clearly u can't see u ignorant fuck!

by 8881623 May 27, 2016

lampman

Lampman is a super hero with the worst power he can turn on lights in a room when you acts hes just like a light switch

"How did you turn on the light"
"I asked lampman"

by CHUDSPAWN April 12, 2021