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Shhhhhhhh

Verb

1. Usually followed by “babe” or “I love you” post coitus when your girl wants to cuddle.

2. Random tag line from a male pursuit. Almost always placed at the end of a text. Used to take the “cougar” (a.k.a “game”) off balance so as to keep her from seeing the sneak attack.

3. Often used to try and squelch a secret that has been inadvertently been disclosed. It has a zero percent success rate...
Shhhhhhhh, babe. I love you so much we don’t need to say a word.

Your so hot. Here’s that pic, Donya. Come see m later at the Caribou Club! Shhhhh...

I can’t believe that Alec went to “The Ukraine” to see his friend.... Oh shit... Shhhhh!!!!
shhhhhhh by Mr-Gus May 11, 2019
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Shhhhhheeeeeeezfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak 

It's not sneakerhead talk.
I was watching the game and then all of a sudden a streaker ran on the field. Shhhhhheeeeeeezfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!

shhhhhhhh! 

shhhhhhhh! by Auszorean September 25, 2013
Shhhhhh
shhhhhh by HahaYourMum September 28, 2021

Shhhhhhhhh 

The act of placing a dog's anti-bark collar around a woman's neck during non-consensual sexual intercourse.
Since the shock-ridden whimpering was so obnoxious, Cedric insisted that she Shhhhhhhhh with every thrust.
Shhhhhhhhh by El terible November 5, 2010

Shhhhhhhhh 

A variety of laugh used by lowly members of society. Generally used by small, skinny, pagan weasels that have low self-esteem and feel the need to fabricate absurd stories in order to impress others. This laugh either follows or precedes such a story.
Aspirationally speaking, I should be getting roughly $100,000 back on Obama tax returns. Shhhhhhhhh!!!!
Shhhhhhhhh by ChopD3luxe March 8, 2009