lampshade

insertion of a cranium into a vagina. spread labia lips apart w/ hand and smash head inside.

Galvy - what kind of Gel are you using?
Badia - actually it's slime left from last night, I wore my GF like a fuggin hat
Galvy - you mean you gave her a lampshade?
Badia - safe.

by The Pinky Pig October 30, 2006

lampshade

Insulting slang for a Jewish person. According to an urban legend, the Nazis used skin from concentration-camp victims to make lampshades.

David: I am sick of these Palestinian suicide bombers killing my people.

Hans: And I'm sick of your constant bitching. Walk it off, lampshade.

by oozing_santorum August 4, 2007

Lampshade

A woman who pretends to be the significant other to a gay male in order to hide his sexuality. Also known as a beard.

"Samantha was totally Michael's lampshade at his grandmother's 80th birthday party!"

by Kam Michards August 4, 2016

lampshade

jewish skin that german soldiers used as lampshades.

i skinned crum and mcnac and made them into a lampshade

by mack January 18, 2004

lampshade

a word used to describe a boy that is apathetic in his responses to a girl's flirtation methods; his lightbulb is disfunctional and therefore no electricity/LIFE runs through; aka "shoe box"

Ian is such a lampshade. Actually, they're ALL lampshades! They MUST be gay...

by anonymous lawn chair girl November 6, 2003

lampshade

When you give someone a blowjob while wearing the cone of shame.

It was crowded in the club, so no one realized I was getting some lampshade action in the VIP section.

by fvellowes February 5, 2017

lampshading

Putting a lampshade on your girlfriends head, as she sucks an uncircumcised penis, while another anally fucks her

The gangbang was amazing when we started lampshading!

by Le_Kaleb_Dude January 30, 2014