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Statue of Limitations

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.
Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.
by QuacksO July 12, 2018
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Laminator

A machine used to apply plastic onto various films, most usually posters to preserve the posters from colour fade and as protection against tearing. Laminating can be done using cold films or thermal films. Thermal films are run at approx 110-130 degrees.

Laminators are also a pain to set up and usually cause minor burns on fingers and backs of hands when using heat shoe machines as it is a metal plate that heats up rather than the roller itself.
Could you put this poster through the laminator to preserve it for me

Holy shit, the fucking laminator just burnt me while I was trying to set it up again.
by Explosive Sushi August 3, 2009
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Elamination

a community dedicated to unification, manifest positive outcomes and goals, a belief in helping others
Have you heard of Elamination?
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Text Limitation

I can't long posts because of urban dictionary's new Text Limitation
by ThatRandomGuyWhoWasPissed November 8, 2009
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statute of limitations

The period of time between when your homie stops liking a girl and you can hit on her without breaking the bro code.
Bro 1: You like her, don't you! Bro 2: No I don't, unless of course you don't either, in which case I want to know the statute of limitations *tennis ball nearly misses his head*
by TorturedSoul July 31, 2016
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lamington

the reason y i'm so fat
each time i fucked ur mum... she gave me a lamington
by Mr. Nude Twister December 22, 2003
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limitation

a berrier our minds make to try to make what you can do seem great.

what the cops put on speed
in the deep confines of our mind we creat limitations for ourself...these "limitations"are the only thing keeping us from achieving greatness...armed with a sledgehammer i will not be bound down.
by coman November 24, 2004
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