lakewood ranch

a school full of std-ridden kids that like to get messed up on drugs all the time

there are the git-r-dunnssss
the preppies, jocks and jesus children
the stoners
and then all the lesser beings that no one talks to

most of lakewood ranch's students have some sort of disease
and a lot of money

bradenton, fl sucks

by Mike Wilder December 4, 2007

lakewood, nj

Lakewood, NJ is a small, quaint town in NJ where you can find just about every type of person. From Bougie ass Black families to extremely gentrifying Othodox Hasidic Jews to Mexicans, to trashy ass white people. There is literally nothing to do in this town. Everybody knows each other. The moment you get on Route 9, everyone will flock to you and immediately be all up in your business. If you're queer and you're born here, move out as fast as you can. News of your queerness will spread everywhere even if you only whispered it in the many wooded areas of this town once. If you like boring mediocrity & low price housing, and the only form of entertainment is being up someone's asshole about Lakewood is for you!

Person 1: Ugh, fuck I've gotta drive through Lakewood, NJ.

Person 2: Oh god. I hope you didn't masturbate 3 months ago when he clock hit 2:25:26 AM, because they'll know.

by Sahaerys July 12, 2019

lakewood high school

the equivalent to hell. LHS is filled with hoes and snakes. if you have to spend four years in lakewood, you may think about dropping out, or jumping in front of a moving train. the teachers suck, and the staff doesn’t help at all. bitches at lakewood like to talk about you, or anybody that breathes, until they get confronted and are too pussy to do anything about it. so overall, lakewood high school is the literal definition of hell.

lakewood high school? what a snake pit.

by daddy_655 January 3, 2019

lakewood CA

In Lakewood, California, you could walk down the street at night and be pretty damn, safe. the cops are ALWAYS driving around, however, they will not stop you. run a few red lights, stop signs, whatever! they don't care. lakewood is also becomming a Compton drop off. Lakewood High school may not be too gehtto, cause they have the black kids who act white, but mayfair high is pretty ghetto. it's manily the blacks, mexicans and asians, while Lakewood hs is manily the white folk. particularly the "BROS" and "BROHOES" whom are the DGAFing white kids who get drunk on a weekly basis, drive white trucks, go to the lake or the river or whatever them white kids call it, and dont associate with anyone but their own kind. Bro's usually chill with their hot ass guy friends and always have an ugly BUTTER FACE hanging around. Typically, its a trashy younger sister or just a trashy girl period. talk about BJ fest! Lakewood is the kind of city where you see hott girls almost every where and it has an all girls catholic hs. which means drunk ass rich girls GALORE! Btw, sure most lakewood teens get drunk but boy oh boy, the pot use is INSANE! not too much havy stuff though, just a whole lotta BEER PONG and crazy WEEED! In the 'L-WOOD" which the wanna beee ghetto acting kids call it, you could never starve, they have mc donalds, carls jr's and starbucks up the ass! everywhere you turn you'll find one of those. we also have a lotta parks which the skater kids (and there's a LOT of skaters and wanna bee skaters) go after dark to shred it up and get high. and don't worry about the curfew, remember, the cops dont care! Moreover, Lakewood is a fun place to be if you're a teenager. Hot girls, hot guys, boooze and no rules!

On a warm night in lakewood CA, the street behind you is having an insanely loud party with a crappy DJ playing old ass music. It's almost midnight and your grandparents are trying t sleep and your little brother is pretty sick. You call the Lakewood Sheriff and they act all concerned. you wait attentively at your window to see those A-HOLE neighbords get busted (because they are underaged and drinking a hole lotta liquor) but to no avail: the cops never show. Its now 12:30 at night and the music is even louder and the DJ is now taunting the neighbor hood shouting : "Ya'll M*THER F*CKERS cant stop this uh huh!" and so tou call the polica once again and they tell you, oh im sorry somene will be there shortly. At 2:00am, they finnally come...when EVERYONE is leaving. Tish Tisk Lakewood Cops. Tisk Tisk

by LAKEWOOD's BARBIE June 15, 2008

Lakewood Highschool

One of the coolest highschools in America. It's in Lakewood, Ohio though, so there are alot of gays, but other than that its awesome. It sports purple and gold as it's colors, and the mascot is the Ranger Man. There are many different types of people here: emos, wiggers, preps, you name it, LHS has it. Most of the teachers are awesome, except for Mrs Gabriel, she is hated by everyone. Theres alot of stoners, and alot of em smoke in the lunchroom. In this school you only get a detention for that. A DETENTION. FOR DRUGS. It's also the place where the girls are either totally prude or so slutty they get gang-banged every day (they're mostly slutty though). Alot of the girls are very beautifull and will most likely become models (or pornstars for the slutty ones). We also have ALOT of ghetto kids, where the middle and upper class kids are kind of rare. Most of our sports teams are pretty bad, but the band is really good, they even performed at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas, Texas. It's also the one school you can go to and actually have fun.

Kid 1-"Man I love Lakewood Highschool, too bad our basketball team is 3-11 though"

Kid2-"Who cares, it's Lakewood Highschool. That automatically makes us the best"

Douschebag-"Man fuck lakewood its full of a whole bunch of fags"

Cool kid (that goes to lakewood high)-"shut the fuck up, Lakewood will kick you school's ass!"

by ArabMoneygETTA0 February 5, 2010

Lakewood Lancer

Any graduate of Lakewood High School in Lakewood, California.

Backstopbob was a Lakewood Lancer from 1962 to 1964.

by backstopbob July 30, 2008

Lakewood Lancer

Any graduate of Lakewood High School in Lakewood, California.

Backstopbob was a Lakewood Lancer from 1962 to 1964.

by backstopbob August 31, 2008