Lager jacket

Lager jacket

I do not need a coat, I have drunk x pints of lager and have a lager jacket (and have inner warmth/so pissed cannot feel the cold.)

by Gaga on lager November 23, 2018

Lager and lime

Recent cockney riming slang for time. One may refer to it when
a Rondevu at the battle cruiser (boozer) is shortly to take place.

Gramps, have you got the lager and lime.

by Grampa July 3, 2007

Lager Spit Roast

An adapted drink ordered at pubs and clubs, often for those with a low tolerance to alcohol who do not want to order a shandy and face ridicule by their companions. Other potential reasons for ordering include hair of the dog and recent illness.

Ordering a beer in a lemonade sandwich format with the bottom and the top of the beer being given a bit of lemonade.

Also referred to as a Fister Spit Roast in Southern England Regions.

Bartender: What can I get you mate?
Nice Guy: Yeah, can I get 3 Fosters, a Strongbow Dark Fruits, a Rum 'n' Coke and...Matt, what did you want again?
Matt: A Fosters top and bottom please
Nice Guy: I'm not ordering that.
Bartender: It's fine. One Lager Spit Roast coming up.

by Sue P November 30, 2018

Lager Voucher

UK: Derogative term describing fortnightly British social security cheque paid to the unemployed.

Lets go and cash the lager voucher and get pissed.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Lager Vouchers

Plural of Lager Voucher

Lager Vouchers arrive twice a month.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

lager rhythm

a common condition in where an intoxicated beer (lager) drinker displays a total lack of coordination on the dance floor. Rhymes with a logarithm.

dude 1: "He's totally embarassing himself on the dance floor.

dude 2: "I know, he must have a lager rhythm.

by strum22 April 29, 2009

Lager Load

The crown jewel of trailer park romance: shotgun a cheap lager in the shower while gettin’ your pole polished, then bust like a busted transmission and douse her dome in leftover brew like she just won a demolition derby. Best served warm, with flip-flops on.

Casey surprised his girl with a lager load while in the shower.

by B-ready May 2, 2025