When driving around on the dirt roads in the South African East Cape Coast, you see a lot of 'mommy' dogs who have just given birth. They don't seem particularly nurturing and have their puppies hassling them for milk. The puppies have obviously developed sharp new teeth which hurt their mom when they feed...thus, the mommies have HUGE, BULGING titties!! And so, 'lactose baggage' was coined!
by kimmipooh December 27, 2009
Get the 'lactose baggage'mug. by koalaklamidia May 10, 2019
Get the lactose inteligentmug. by Ed_of_Schleck November 25, 2009
Get the lactose nazimug. john cena : I can’t eat bing chilling because i’m lactose intolerant
me : shut your ass up
me : lactose intolerance is fake you just have a submissive ass stomach
me : shut your ass up
me : lactose intolerance is fake you just have a submissive ass stomach
by meloballer_ April 8, 2023
Get the lactose intolerantmug. a condition of genetic mutants, the state of almost 0% of Asian adults, 40% of adults worldwide, and under 50% of U.S. adults, ie., the European genetic mutation which allows the persistence of the childhood ability to digest milk and its products.
Unlike that fart-faced genetic mutant Sven, with lactose persistence, Hung Long and I don't drink milk anymore.
by Snarkster September 12, 2009
Get the lactose persistencemug. term of endearment for someone with absolutely massive breasts, or someone with a big bust or boob size.
by jyan jovell July 20, 2022
Get the Lactose Lockersmug. The feeling of nausea, cramps, stomach aches and bad breath following a binge on lactose-heavy foodstuffs. Usually only applicable to those with lactose intolerance.
"Oh man...I feel like shit, I shouldn't have had those three frappuchinos at Starbucks earlier..."
" Lactose Hangover ? Just sit it out."
" Lactose Hangover ? Just sit it out."
by ellziipaw September 14, 2011
Get the Lactose Hangovermug.