Laarni

A girl who loves bacon and a number of other pork products. Has a predisposition to extreme messiness. Is known to do strange things like cussing at the wind. Tries to be funny and sometimes succeeds. Says inappropriate things when nervous. A romantic at heart, though she denies it with glaring eyes. Has a tendency to everywhere and nowhere at the same time. A very loving friend when she's not insulting you.

Also a word used to describe a person who rags on her friends for being old, tired or emotional.

Jenn: What's wrong?

Christy: My friend totally pulled a Laarni on me and told me that I'm old and haggard.

Jenn: Dude that sucks. Want to go beat up some leprechauns?

by c-dubyou February 4, 2010

Lacrone

Lacrones are short, blonde, and fat, typically with a baldspot.

"Cartman from South Park is a Lacrone."

by reallyfunatparties July 25, 2017

ladrona de melones

Spanish translation for melon thief.
When a girl has breasts like she is stealing some cantaloupes/honeydews/melons.

God damn! Melissa is a ladrona de melones.

by The_Greatest August 21, 2009

LaBronica

An eight day period from July 1-July 8 similar to Hanukkah during which NBA teams shower gifts on free agents in an attempt to get them to sign with their team.

On the second day of LaBronica the Bulls took D-Wade and Bosh out to dinner, while LaBron was being wined and dined in New York.

by Dixon Cider July 7, 2010

Lavaronte

Tall, muscular, confident, unknown sexuality, loud, obnoxious, annoying

That toucan is SUCH a Lavaronte

by JennyCraig24 July 13, 2011

Larron

A big strong hunky man, built and ran off of diesel fuel. Has immortality and could kill someone with a glance, also has the ability to join any nfl team at any time aswell can change the weather. Sex.

“I love me some sexy larron!”

by larrongod 55 October 12, 2020

Beechlan Larone

The greatest Kahoot player that has ever walked the earth

Beechlan larone wins another game of kahoot, when will he ever lose!

by NotRawNuggetz April 7, 2019