Lonk Bonk

The sexiest and funniest person in all of the land. Lonk specialises in Mario Kart, and other popular franchises.

“Lonk Bonk is so hot!”

“Lonk Bonk is super hilarious and cool.”

by Lonk Bonk April 18, 2022

Lonks wang

a dirty hairy penis

"dude, u need to was your lonks wang! it smells bad." or "your such a lonks wang"

by nikinava94 August 20, 2008

lonk

long but in autumn language.

i took a lonk nap again

by vereeeee January 13, 2021

LONK

The word that tiny brain thinks is a word but Chiken doesn't.

tb: LONKKKK
c: that ain't a word.

by stali May 16, 2022

LONK

If a tiny brained duck is proving a Chicken that LONK is a word.

Chiken: HONK. BONK
Tiny Brain: lonk

by stali May 16, 2022

Lonk

A famous Mii made by some random guy on the Internet.

Guy 1: I call Link!
Guy 2:I'm Young Link!
Guy 3: And I'm Toon Link, so Guy 4 is Lonk.
Guy 4: But I'm ALWAYS Lonk!

by TheCookieGuy February 13, 2019

lonk

some dumb memespelling of link. nintendo, YA DONE F**KED UP.

LOnk is mad because all teh games have zilda in the title. BUT NOT LONK.

by lonkboi-ish November 09, 2019