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Laxitive

1.) one who attacks and quickly retreats, usually maocks from behind a wall or sliding door

2.) one who is too lazy to spell out lacrosse

syn: mentallly impared/retarded
Wow, he is such a laxitive!
by rizzuto129 February 25, 2009
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Laxitively

(an emotion) Being to such an extreme as to make you defecate on the spot.
*Jane: I went to Spookers the other night.

John: How was it?

Jane: Laxitively terrifying! (It scared the shit out of me)

*That comedian was Laxitively hilarious (I laughed till I shat)
by Gator_Smack June 21, 2011
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laxitate

To take laxatives in order to lubricate anal sex. For people who don’t want to fuck a clean arsehole.
Andy asked Pete to take laxatives so he would laxitate all down his shaft and ruin the fresh sheets with his runny gape juices
by Biggestguats February 11, 2018
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Lexitech

Lexitech is where in dead by daylight you get another survivor to enter a locker and open it very fast exposing them.
YOU just got LEXITECH'D!
by Peachiicat March 20, 2021
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._.laxitives._

._.laxitives._ is a TikTok user with almost 1900 followers.

._.laxitives._ created the hashtag #yoonbumsinmybasement, he also makes some pretty awesome videos and is a trans creator. He mostly posts about his life and what he's doing but also has anime and bl as well as videos about his best friend amd crush
Person 1: hey have you heard if the TikTok user ._.laxitives._

Person 2: ya they are my favourite TikToker
by Kiioxxx September 25, 2021
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Laxit_vr

Laxit_vr is a not a very known social media creator who uses TikTok for his platform, he is a growing gorilla tag creator who dreams of 20k followers
Laxit_vr is my favorite tiktoker.
by Laxit_vr March 13, 2022
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Laxities

Big vagina extremely inflated floating on a bathroom counter
Dad- “ son why is my laxities wet? I thought you were just shitting.”
Son- “ dad I swear I wiped”
by Leborny May 30, 2022
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