lagoon creature

Noun - 1. A sexual partner who's horrendous physical attributes are masked by heavy drinking until the morning after. Synonymous with bucket of yuck.

2. A creature who lives in a lagoon, i.e. an Ibis.

1. Oh god, I boinked a fuckin lagoon creature from the bar last night, time to get my shit checked.

2. Look at that Ibis... it's in a lagoon.

by Stephen Covell March 9, 2006

Boob Lagoon

A boob lagoon is the accumulation of sweat under and between an ample set of breasts.

Boob Lagoon is the ladies' equivalent to swamp ass. Girls below a B-cup may not understand the hot sweaty band of sweat that constitutes a boob lagoon, but find a C or larger and she will know!

by ColumbusDD May 23, 2013

lagoon whistle

A term used to delicately describe the flushed tampon applicators that show up in rural sewage lagoons. The cardboard or plastic applicator tips float and look like whistles.

Matt: What's the deal with all the whistles in the lagoon? Dan: Um...those aren't whistles!
Kurt: Those are lagoon whistles. Get back to work.

by Dan Sayer July 24, 2008

LaGoox

A person who is inherently soft and can't take a chirp. Also, a person who refuses to acknowledge facts and resorts to ad hominem attacks.

ex 1. "You are acting like a LaGoox right now, man up."
ex 2. "Don't go all LaGoox on me, I thought you could take a chirp bud."

by R1isAcrutch November 18, 2021

lazbomb

A bombing of terroristic magnitudes. Can be used very loosely and can almost be another word for "damage" or "really badly hurt."

"Did you see what that guy's car did to the side of the building when he crashed? Totally lazbombed it!"

"Dude, your face just got lazbombed by that chain linked fence."

"Kid just got lazbombed by that dog"

"LAZBOMBOBMBOMBOMBOMBOMB!!!"

by Jolem June 11, 2006

ladoo

indian sweet

want some ladoo's?

by RikRok April 1, 2004

Lazlow

Fictional talk radio star of Grand Theft Auto. Often close minded and extream sarcasm.

Lazlow is the man

by Big Bubba B April 29, 2004