Lazer

Stupid boy who doesnt pass

Me: Bro Lazer the L can not pass
You: Yeah he is trash as fuck

by GigaMan77 August 12, 2024

[lazer]

adj. Pronounced: lah-A-zer

A word that can stand alone to describe anything that is exciting, interesting, or pleasurable. A synonym for "cool." A fresh phrase to replace the common "tight" or "sweet" or "clutch."

Bro 1: "We totally killed at beer pong last night."
Bro 2: "Lazer."

by Mia Stier January 22, 2009

Lazer Mazer

When a person shows up to a party completely plastered to a party or gathering and makes a spectical of themselves. This person then becomes the object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is especially applies to in-school settings, such as a lunchroom or studyhall.

"HOLY SHIT I HAVE WEED IN MY PURSE!" screamed Eliza as she lay on a sofa at a huge party throwing up chunks of vomit.

"Jesus Christ, she's pulling a Lazer Mazer again." said Kenny

by Rashiqua Kornerson August 1, 2009

lazer bear

A bear dressed up with a Canadian flag for a cape and walks around with two spazzy cats. Red lasers shoot out of its eyes and kill you instantly. It moves really, really fast.

Dude, me and Bill were walkin' home yesterday when this giant lazer bear showed up! the cats devoured Bill's face while the bear totally burned him. Then it ran away really fast. It was horrible.

by sean_is_a_woman September 27, 2005

Lazer Chad

A youtuber / streamer / artist . also a part of KAG clan and the GG smp.

Lazer Chad sucks at Minecraft.

by mr Goat 69 April 16, 2021

Lazer Mazer

When a person shows up to a party or gathering completely plastered and makes a huge spectacle. This person then becomes an object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is also applies to in-school settings such as a lunchroom or study hall. Often, the person who executes the “lazer mazer” is in complete denial of their drunken state. In rare cases this denial escalates to claims that they are “straight edge.”

"I'M STRAIGHT EDGE! I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!" screamed Eliza, just before she threw up on the lawn.

"O god she's pulling a lazer mazer again" exclaimed a partygoer

by Kenny Joshkeith August 3, 2009

lazer sharked

Being high.

on anything.

the term was coined by a couple of guys high on weed though.

Dude, I'm so lazer sharked. I have no idea whats going on.

by Jaynik July 11, 2007