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kylo ren 

Some faggy teen emo angst kid with daddy issues.
"Man, Jacob is being such a Kylo Ren. All he's done for the past week is gone to hot topic, and listen to "Crawling," and "My Immortal" nonstop while complaing about how is parents don't understand him.
kylo ren by sand26 April 6, 2016

Kylo Ren 

Emo, lightsaber-wielding Darth Vader stan.
Kylo Ren is a depressed emo boy that’s obsessed with Darth Vader.

kylo ren 

Kylo Ren is a fictive character from the Star Wars-Universe. He was first seen in Star Wars IV movie "The force awakens". He was the first and only child of Han Solo And Leia Organa. He is mostly known for his unique lightsaber with two small lasers to each side. Kylo Ren is a sith lord which is an evil master of the dark side.
Kylo Ren easily deflected the attack.
kylo ren by emokylor3n August 13, 2016

Kylo Ren 

Kylo Ren is a fictive character from the Star Wars-Universe. He was first seen in Star Wars IV movie "The force awakens". He was the first and only child of Han Solo And Leia Organa. He is mostly known for his unique light saber with two small lasers to each side. Kylo Ren is a sith lord which is an evil master of the dark side. Kylo Ren later dies just after killing his own father Han Solo.
Kylo Ren by Batgris January 9, 2016

Kylo Ren 

The complete weakest excuse for a Sith Lord ever seen in the likes of Star Wars, including the films, with some serious emotional problems.
Darth Vader: Kylo Ren, I am your grandfather
Ren: Nothing can threaten my power! (Attacks Vader)
Vader: (literally force pushes Ren into his own lightsaber)

Kylo Ren 

The act of slapping another man's thighs, which must be at least 20 inches in diameter, and inserting your girthy shlong into their fat ass. this must last all day, preferably done in a dominantly white church until midnight. during the final hour, take a big mac and spread the secret sauce into their left eyeball, wheeze and laugh with each other, then slap each other until one bleeds, with a straight face. Did I mention you must cosplay like Kylo Ren and another male character/general throughout the entire process?
Dan: Hello Kyle
Kyle: Hey Dan
Dan: Want to do some Kylo Ren in the church service tonight?
Kyle: Of course! God would definitely approve!
Kylo Ren by andrewn11 January 29, 2020