old knackers yard 

A old women's pussy

Simon.. She alright for her age isn't she, she's giving you the eye

Mike... Your joking mate, she must be 60, I am not going up that old knackers yard

old knackers yard by mitch00uk April 2, 2015

Knacker Talc 

Talcum powder that is used liberally around the balls / groinal area to avoid the dreaded sack rash. Can also be used whilst doing a handstand as hoop powder to create mini anal atomic mushroom clouds, as in Mr. Methane!

After an extreme shagfest, Chris said 'Pass me the knacker talc, me clems are on fire!'

In the case of hoop powder, 'Pour it down me crevis and stand clear - I'm about to let one off after eating that ninja curry last night!'

Knacker Talc by Helmet Licker September 9, 2006

Knacker 

An Irish slang term for a traveller

See that cunt there? Yeah he's a knacker and a half that lad

Knacker by Humorous Sombrero May 21, 2018

Knacker Snacker

One who enjoys sucking another persons balls. A Chode Muncher.

"By Jove Nicholls!! She was the best Knacker Snacker a gentleman could possibly ask for"!!

Knacker Snacker by Befferson 2 April 27, 2014

knacker drinking

When irish teenagers are underage and have nothing less to do they go knacker drinking this is where they buy (or some one who is over 18 buys for them) cheap alcohol (usually dutch gold or vokda) and drink it in woods or the side of the street parks are also popular.. its usually pissing rain and you go home feeling like shit and wet... but it was a night out and you dont feel the wet cause you are so drunk.. all is well until some night the gaurds catch you and you are brought home in the back of the cop car or your stomach gets pumped...

Girl 1 says to girl 2 : you goin drinkin tonight?
Girl 2 answers: yeah i will get a few cans and meet ya up the park around six... i will tell my ma im at your house ok?
Girl 1: no problem see ya then

knacker drinking by pennyr200 May 13, 2005

knacker sack 

noun: the pouch of skin which contains the testes (or baws)

i have just caught my knacker sack in my zip & it hurts like a bastard

knacker sack by wullie macd July 24, 2006

kjack 

The subtle art of procrastinating to the point that the original objective goes away or is no longer pertinent. Basically, to delay until no longer relevant.

"Hey, Kevin, did you finish those TMS reports?" "No, I kjacked them for three months until Lumberg got fired."

Don't waste time on that this week...it's just going to get kjacked anyway.

kjack by JoeKaMy August 2, 2011