Kutching

Texting every girl on your phone asking if they want to go to 3rd base with them

Guy 1: I got really bored last night, so I went Kutching
Guy 2: how did you do?
Guy 1: 45 for 100, but I asked them to come at different times and days. It's going to be a long and fun month.

by Jake Zudi January 17, 2011

ashton kutcher

when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell " you just got punked"

When i was doing this milf i decided to pull the "ashton kutcher " on her.

by my name's demi moore June 27, 2006

ashton kutcher

the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile

if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson

by anonoymous726389 October 20, 2004

Kutache

(Koo-taj) The area below the belt on a man containing the dick-n-balls. Sometimes reffered to as a "kootage".

Jeff: Hey dude that midget just totally gave me a fierce uppercut.
Bob: Where exactly did he hit you?
Jeff:Directly to the kutache.
Bob: Kutache???
Jeff: You know... the dick and balls?

by themidget25 November 21, 2009

Kutcher

The opposite of a cougar. A young male that goes after an older woman.

That guy's such a Kutcher, that woman is old enought to be his mother!

by Anne Hartigan February 12, 2009

Taylor Kitsch

an extremely hot & super sexy actor who played bad boy, Tim Riggins in Friday Night Lights

Lyla: I think Tim Riggins is so hot.
Mikayla: Yeah , well , Taylor Kitsch played him .

by FNLer'ryday January 2, 2012

Ashton Kutcher

Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.

Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!

by itwillbecomeannonymousforever June 15, 2013