Kwanzaa

A fake and gay holiday made up by some random black guy in the 60's.

Person 1: I'm being politically correct and celebrating Kwanzaa!
Person 2: What the fuck is Kwanzaa?
Person 1: I dunno

by iThItStHeFaN May 9, 2010

kwanzaa

Obviously a manufactured holiday created by African Americans in the late 1980s/early 1990s, when the fad of that time was to be "African", which is why Eddie Murphy's "Coming to America" was a blockbuster hit in 1988, when in reality it was a racist shit movie that made fun of people from Africa.

Kwanza is just another corporate excuse to extend the Christmas holiday by seven more days.

by historian July 24, 2003

kwanzaa

A holiday developed in the 1960s in responce to the black freedom movement. It was meant to instill pride in the black communities found throughout the world. It is not as widly celebrated as the media makes it up to be, due to it's placement right after Christmas. This holiday has no religious foundation. Kwanzaa it's self means "first fruits" in Swahili.

Kwanzaa is a time of gathering, and involves seven principals, each having their own day dedicated to their reflection.

by Fibby December 19, 2003

kwanzaa

An African-American holiday that celebrates the deeds of a brave little boy who saved his village from man-eating tigers by having them follow each others tails until they turned into butter.
Flapjacks with loads of butter are served at the holiday meal.

Ah et 127 flapjacks with a ton o' butter an molasses for mah kwanzaa suppah. Yas suh, it sho'nuf was GOOD! GOOD! GOOD!

by silkiesmooth July 25, 2008

kwanzaa lips

Slang for a person with large lips, Most often an African-American Person.

Hey, kwanzaa lips! Pur me a glass of Kool aid.

by Brickwall Burns December 16, 2008

Kwanzaa

A holdiday created in the country of Africa. The day where African Americans gather around Pride Rock to celebrate The king of Africa, Simba, the King who saved the african americans from his evil uncle

Kwanzaa-hakuna matata,

by Clayton Bigsby... December 21, 2019

Kwanzaajuana

Kwanzaajuana is an event that occurs when every one in the circle lights up some sort of joint/bowl/bong/blunt/pipe and smokes them in a typical smoking rotation, so that no one is ever waiting to smoke!

Ex text message: yo, if everyone brings a little bud tonight we can Kwanzaajuana later!

To the "Salute Your Shorts" theme:
"When it's Kwanzaajuana we smoke a lot of pot and if we had a piss test, our piss sure would be hot! Now we will share a lifetime of the highest memories, a festive Kwanzaajuana, smoking lots of tree!"

by ztumhcs May 5, 2016