Kristof Radocki

Kristof Radocki is the cutest boy in the world. He has a talent for everything, music, writing, painting, drawing, etc. He can sing really cute. Kristof has many friends, everyone knows and loves him. All girls like him (not just girls). He has a very cool style, not just in dressing. He can charm anyone with just one sentence. He has very soft hair and skin. People would kill for his hair. His sense of humour is brilliant, he can make everyone laugh. Kristof's soulmate is the luckiest girl/boy in the world.
Person 1: Did you hear that? Kristof Radocki has a girlfriend now.
Person 2 : What? I'm going to play a game of "József Attila".
by Cicaslany November 22, 2021
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kristofer x mathea

a magical ship between these 2 people that are meant to be.
girl 1- omg!!!! I ship it!!!
girl 2- who??
girl 1- Kristofer and Mathea!!!!! Kristofer x mathea
by thetrueuser November 26, 2016
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To lay a fart in someone's face while passing them in an airplane, bus, subway train or other public conveyance where they are denied a means of easy escape and have to take the full blast directly or at least danger close. From an unfortunate incident in late 2019 when two-time Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof took such a hit while on a U.S. transcontinental flight.
What happened to you?
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.
by Tin Hat Kippah December 15, 2020
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kristofer

always that one guy that smells real bad and is real sticky and shit.
Ay you know kristofer?
Yeah, the real sticky fella?
Yeah I heard he is super weird
Not suprised nigga
by wowhesbad November 26, 2022
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Kristof

This guy is pussy killer. Oliver is gay. Kristof has fookin 30 inch elephant whale cock
Wow. Oliver is gay. Kristof is awesome.
by Oliver is gay November 21, 2021
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Kristof

He is the definition is chaos. Chaos rulez
Kristof loves chaos, chaos rulez kristof, ktistof is ruled by chaos.
by Pml(lol) May 2, 2023
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kristofer

a weird ass dude that is very sticky. he is not good and also is bad. mildly racist.
guy 1: I love black people
guy 2: i don't
guy 1: is your name kristofer?
guy 2: yeah
guy 1: makes sense
by wowhesbad November 27, 2022
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