kristapor

Hot sexy and big balled.

He’s a Kristapor

by Djkff March 22, 2021

Kristopher

The guy you thought was sweet and kind...but turned into Hitler! He's the type of guy who cares nothing about anyone, including his own children. He likes to make children and women cry. He will actually smile while he does it. He has no regard for anyone but himself. Selfish ass bitch.

Gina -"I'd love someone to come into my life and completely ruin it!"
Sara- "Then you need, a Kristopher!"

by The Ultimate Tracy January 26, 2017

Khristopher

Christopher spelled with "K".

Parents named son Christopher, but drunk nurse writes "Khristopher".

by Peter December 9, 2003

kristopher

an amazing meat beater

kristopher in the corner beating my meat

by beat the amazing fucking meat June 8, 2018

kristopher andrews aka bambi

Is an un-original piece of shit gay electronica singer who is balding at 20 and sings about dick.

space dot com slash kandrewsmusic

kristopher andrews aka bambi.

by mb dope January 3, 2008

Kristopher

Funny, idiotic, somehow talented at instruments, and probably in love with you. Great friend to add to your list. His humour is dog water though.

Person 1: What is he doing...?
Person 2: I don't know, Kristopher is just- Uh... Should we call the mental ward or-
Person 1: No, no, it's entertaining-

by Scremmurre August 17, 2021

Dirty Kristopher

A Dirty Kristopher is when you and a sexy ass jawn lick both sides of a dirty 1962 penny butt ass naked while your spirit animals ascend from the Astral Plane and intertwine into a yin yang swirling above your heads before you both straight doodoo on yourselves.

"Man I didn't even hit cuz was tripping too hard and pulled a dirty kristopher."

by Buttermilk Dopeness April 7, 2020