by kevin gnacyk December 29, 2007

by emakkel May 25, 2006

by Mister Mxyzptlk September 8, 2022

Masturbating underwater. Usually referring to underwater female-masturbation, but not exclusive to females.
Jane spent so long krinkling her crumpet in the bath her cunt was pruney.
Don't krinkle your crumpets in the bath! I have to take showers in that tub!!!
Don't krinkle your crumpets in the bath! I have to take showers in that tub!!!
by lyla1315 February 3, 2015

by Gongfarmer26 August 15, 2016

The gold star standard of bitches. The type of bitch that folds their jeans over their ankles with a fuckboy haircut. You can smell the douchebag coming off of them from a block away.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022
