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Reverse Kegstand

Just like a regular kegstand, except the spout is inserted into the anus as onlookers chant the number of seconds the participant can withstand the ice-cold beer entering his/her rectum.
Q: Why does this beer taste like ass?

A: The spout was in Johnnie's ass.

Q: Reverse kegstand?

A: Yes.
by ALARM-DMMR August 20, 2010
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kresel'd

In online video games (namely Counter-Strike: Source) when a friendly/teammate kills you with a grenade. Numerous times.
*=FaA=Kresel killed =FaA=Darth Jim with HE Grenade*
*DEAD* =FaA=Darth Jim: Oh no! Kresel'd again!
by Darth Jim October 13, 2006
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Krebs

German for cancer, American for one badass motherfucker
This guy is krebs yo!
by Zac Krebs March 29, 2003
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Kresta

The at most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Wanted by others she is committed to only one. She is a religious girl who puts God before everything. Her smile is contagious and brings joy where ever she goes. Feel lucky if you meet her because she will change your life and make it 500000 times better. K bai
She so kresta
by Booboothangchickenwangbabyc August 31, 2013
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kreisrolling

Intentionally standing or positioning oneself so that one's shade falls on another person, who is currently sunbathing - eventually precluding them becoming tanner.
A: Move, you're standing exactly in front of the sun
B: Hahaa, you have been kreisrolled!!
A: Damn you, always bugging me with kreisrolling!
by Mart_01 August 19, 2009
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kegstand

A common party activity in which two people hold another person's feet while the person's hands hold onto the keg. Another person holds the tap in their mouth until they give the signal to stop, and everyone else counts. The object of this activity is to chug beer from the keg upside down for as long as possible.
Colin Powell: "Mr. President, I strongly suggest you look at these files reporting a possible imminent terrorist threat on American soil."
W: "Uh, just a second, I'm in the middle of some important business. All right, Dick, get my left foot...Laura, get my right foot, and Jenna, you get the tap. I'm gonna suck this baby dry! Woo-wee!"
Janet Reno (opens the door): (in a low, bellowing voice) "Did somebody say 'kegstands'? Let me at it!"
by Nick D August 30, 2004
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Nathan Kress

Basically an adorable boy on iCarly. His voice just deepened ALOT and its so funny but I'm like aww awkward little boy!
Nathan Kress: Hey.
Person: What the heck happened to your voice!!!
Nathan Kress: Puberty.

awwww poor little awkward boy!
by geniusGirllx3 December 9, 2008
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