kreki

Kreki means that you promise something, and you can not break the promise. If you do, you disappear.. It's more a more sacred and serious vowel than pinky promise. These promises come straight from the heart and are sworn to value. It's used commonly if something happens that is unusual and if you told your friends they wouldn't believe you, but if you say kreki they understand at once it's true.

Calling a friend: help, I am getting mugged!
Friend: come on man, dont prank me like that..

You: Kreki, help!

Friend: OKAY THIS IS TRUE! I'm on my way NOW and calling 911!

You: I totally got laid last night
Friend: Lies, I saw you get into a taxi alone..
You: Yea, then a moment later the girl I met earlier stopped the taxi and got in!
Friend: Yeah right..
You: Kreki.
Friend: Ah cool man! Nice:D I was sure you lied there..

by Fontanius February 6, 2017

krecik

KRECIK SMELL LIKE SHIT

random: HEY LOOK IT'S KRECIK
random2:OMG I SMELL SHIT

by Yankees from LA March 13, 2017

Kreeking

You are kinda creepy in a good way with your sense of humour. You were a lost soul who was found. You also have great friends who love you and support you

You are so kreeking, I'm jealous

by Jimmydodge2004 December 21, 2020

kreki

Kreki is a type of the person that is actually dumbass, idiot, monke, retard, specko, EVERYTHING BAD IN ONE. Budza is a kreki.

For example:
"Look at this Budza, he is kreki, look how dumb is he"

by migza April 21, 2021

kleckingmanpolitium

A kleckingmanpolitium is a type of poision that turns a man into an egg. The egg will hatch after three days, and there will come a baby chicken out of the egg. After 6 hours, the chicken will turn into powder, which if you burn that powder in fire, the powder will become a man again.

Bob: "Should I poison Joe with kleckingmanpolitium in his tea?"
Chad: "Yeah, put alot, too."
Bob: "Will do."

by joenchad September 15, 2022

Kecking

Someone who insist you apologize to them instead of them apologizing to you;
Being a messy friend who doesn't own up to their mistakes and deflects;

Connor, why are you kecking right now? You know you are wrong? I told you to get out of the bed, I should not have to apologize to you!

You are kecking out right now. I am not in the wrong. This was on you.

by Megabyteme January 18, 2025

White Knecking

White Knecking is when you choke someone during sex making their kneck appear white. This is a common practice used in pornography. White Knecking was coined by the Australians and they still say it till this day.

Bro I white knecked that girl last night. Dayum dude I was white knecking that girl last night.

by DoctorRingo January 19, 2018