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Burnt Kernel

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When a guy shits in a girls hand and then she jacks him off with his own shit for lube
Hey kip sorry about the bed sheets and the smell i couldnt find the lube so jill had to give me a burnt kernel
by Sharpoon September 28, 2009
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Kordelle

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He is the best guy anybody could ever want and everything about him is PERFECT his smile, his hair, his laugh, his eyes .Just EVERYTHING about him is amazing even his flaws are perfectly imperfect.
"wow his smile is amazing"
"Yep he's a Kordelle alright"
by That Baller Girl17 June 23, 2017
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Adjective. The term is used to indicate that someone or something has a nerd or geek-like quality. It is also used by geeks to describe other, more hard-core geeks. It's connotation may be positive or negative depending on tone.

The term comes from the software industry, where kernel programming is among the most technically involved. From an informal standpoint, the more connected people are with kernel software, the higher the chances are of them being geek-like.
John is always talking about role-playing games on his computer - he's close to the kernel.
by Juan Carlos Jimenez July 23, 2007
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Kernel

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A variation of the military title "colonel", basically meaning an individual, ex-military or civilian with too much ego with little or no experience to match, elevated to a position that screws everything (and everybody) up. Notoriously bad for business and customers. The term is especially used in the aviation industry.
The flight with hundreds of passengers was cancelled because the Kernel couldn't comprehend the piece of plastic trim on the window of row 22 didn't affect safety of flight issues and could, indeed continue.
by ponderpoint June 14, 2011
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Kernel Skum

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Is a term used after eating a big bag of Orville Redenbacher popcorn, when all the kernels that did not pop mix in with the leftover crumbs of popcorn that your body needs to eat because your still hungry, but instead pick up the kernel and bite and get pissed off so you throw it away.
"Bill for fuck sakes don't eat all the popcorn! Save me some I don't want none of that kernel skum."
by yeeson March 11, 2009
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korné

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he is just like a korné
by korneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 8, 2020
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kernel

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Something that in Windows XP takes up 33% of your RAM, however much you have.
I have 1024mb of RAM, the XP kernel takes up 350mb doing NOTHING. Why?!
by mode_seven September 27, 2005
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