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Kaisexual 

Been attracted to the hottest men alive known as the fictional character Kai Parker
Hey what's your sexuality
Oh im kaisexual
Kaisexual by Kai.is.mine.periodttt February 1, 2021

kobesexual 

a person, usually a California resident, who exhibits extreme feelings of desire and admiration for LA Lakers star Kobe Bryant
These damn kobesexuals are starting to annoy me.
kobesexual by Jude August 13, 2004

kekisexual

immense sexual attraction to the people of or the nation state of Kekistan.
A- Oh god that frog statue is so hot..
B- Fuck are you a kekisexual?
A- Yep.
kekisexual by Gayest of Rays January 30, 2019

Kaisexual 

These people despair when crush wants them back and have three hour relationships with an actually lesbian even though they are a bi man
INFINITE RIZZ: My crush liked me back but then broke up because it turned out she´s a lesbian and now im gay
That means your Kaisexual.
Kaisexual by Al3Xx_ April 3, 2023

Kobosexual 

A person who has such a big man-crush on Kobe Bryant that it borders on homosexual love. To a kobosexual, Kobe can do no wrong in their eyes. A kobosexual will spam the ESPN message boards with "Kobe is God" threads whenever he drops 50 points, but will remain relatively hush when he has one of his 7-for-24 shooting nights. If somebody criticizes Kobe for his off-game, a kobosexual will resort to name-calling and to defend their hero, while posting meaningless stats of his past accolades; sometimes they will report the person who bashed Kobe to the board-moderator to be banned.
Shakerz: lol @ Chokie Cryant chucking his team to another loss.

Kobe2k8MVP: Kobe still has more rings than the LeChoker.

Shakerz: What has he done without Shaq? Two first round exits?

Kobe2k8MVP: He scored 81 points! He also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!

NYAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!

Shakerz: Stop being a kobosexual.
Kobosexual by Laker-hater December 30, 2007

kaisexual 

Only being attracted to kai from kpop group exo.
person 1:"omg the guy is totally into you, you should go out with him"
Person 2: "sorry, im kaisexual"

Person 1: "hi your cute, can I have your number"
Person 2: "sorry, im kaisexual"
Person 1: "ow my bet"
kaisexual by exo things October 18, 2020