Kooter-karma

The indefinable mystic system of justice that allows guys to get with girls way out of their league. Usually gained from faithful acts towards ungrateful girlfriends.

I spent three years with that girl and she treated me like crap. I'm due some kooter-karma.

by Tucker Blue July 24, 2009

koote

A really cool old coote.

Even though he's 60 years old, with his baggy pants and cap on sideways, he's not just an ordinary old coote; he's an ole koote.

by wfredhart December 9, 2008

Kooter

The female sex organ. Can also be spelled with a c. "Cooter."

Wow, my kooter is on fire!
Man, her kooter smells!
I have to go to the doctor to have my kooter looked at.
I have an infection in my kooter.

by Goldielocks239 May 6, 2009

koodle-boppy

Slang for sexual intercourse. Originally used on the TV show Titus.

"Woohoo! I'm gettin' some koodle-boppy tonight!"

by Lyme February 18, 2003

Kooklette

A small piece of feces or poop.

I looked in the bowl after I took a dump and there were just a bunch of little kooklettes floating.

by Aladan May 8, 2007

kooter cake

When the woman has a bulge in her pants front ass that hangs out as much as her tits.

"Yo Mamma Has A Huge Kooter Cake"

by Gangster .O. Love March 4, 2004

Kootenay

Strains of marijuana that come from the Kootenays of British Columbia, Canada, one of the growing centres in the province. All of British Columbia is known to have some of the best weed in the world.

When I was a little kid, my dad used to grow kootenay and bc big bud in the spare bedroom closet. But he didnt use hydroponics because he knows its better that way.

by chronicshorty September 10, 2009