Kinking the hose

The act of bending the tip of a semi-erect penis down to the base of the shaft and squeezing the two sides firmly in your fist as you would a garden hose to cease the flow of fluid.

"Candy had me half way there with an old fashioned when I needed to piss. Thank fuck she was kinking the hose like a pro!

by Uncle Spaz June 24, 2015

Kanking

To masturbate in someones presence with out them knowing.

VZ was kanking it to Jessica while drinking mimosas with her at Cyclones

by VZmakesUPwords February 7, 2014

klonking

grinding in the nude

"Last night me and my girlfriend were klonking, and her dad came in."

by tysk8s July 1, 2014

KOCKING

Laughing so hard it's like you're choking on cock or deepthroating.

"Katelyn, did you see how hard Jessica was laughing at that meme? She was Basically KOCKING.

by Gabbienham April 19, 2018

Le Koning

King in Dutch. Never knew she would end up in Australia. Grew up not doing it her way because it wouldn’t be as good

J’adore le Koning

by Le Koning November 10, 2017

Korking

Norwegian slang for two people to have sex. From Paradise Hotel season 6, where they build a miniature tower made of caps from juice boxes, named "a kork".

"Babe, lets do some korking".

by streetpreacher November 3, 2014

kool kooking klub

kkk

i am part of the kkk is the kool kooking klub aka white supremesis

by thekkks January 27, 2022