Koala

Something furry and tender and when you touch it, it growls with joy.
"Oy mate Juliet touched romeos koala, he growled with joy"
by The koala n December 16, 2019
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Koala

Someone who is kind, kool and loves kids. Also someone that is warm and a great cuddler.
As a single mom, I would consider dating John since he is a such a Koala.

I only date koalas.
by koalamatch January 08, 2020
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Koala

A person in their late 30’s or older, who did not have any sport affiliations to a team, did not support nor cheer for a team until that team showed promise to win a championship.
Rhys is a koala. He just started to support Liverpuke after they win the semis in the CL.
by Cantonatheking7 May 13, 2019
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Koala

A person who will not help themselves; Similar to that of the marsupial known as a koala who spends its time eating poisonous leaves so that they must sleep the majority of the day.
"Don't be a koala Chloe!"
by theSpenc7 March 21, 2016
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Koala

According to the song ' Bird Walk ' by Soulja Boy

Koala is the newest form of being 'ill'
" Sup dis yo boy envy! KOALA! "

" Mayne dats koala "
by Mr. Koala November 14, 2008
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Koala

A man who is good looking, but you wouldn't touch him with a barge pole because he is filthy and you don't know where he has been.

Reason: Koala Bears are very cute, but they are known for carrying sexually transmitted diseases such as Chlamdyia.
Awh would you look across the street, it's Zebo, surprised to see him out and about after the 'scandal'. What a Koala.

I know, you would be tempted wouldn't you? -pity he's a Koala.

Don't do it gurl, he is a filthy Koala.
by RobbiThompson October 13, 2013
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koalaing

To engage in a cuddling position that is similar in design to spooning, with both partners maintaining chest-on-back contact while facing the same direction and laying on their sides, but with the distinguishing characteristic that the smaller partner is positioned on the back of the larger partner with the smaller partner's arms wrapped somewhere around the larger partner's body. The position resembles a smaller koala holding onto the back of another koala, thus the origin of the word.

There is nothing inherently sexual about engaging in the position, but like all cuddling, it can very easily lead to sexual encounters especially given the ease of access the smaller partner has to the larger partner's goods. Very often however, this style of cuddling satisfyingly follows such encounters.
We were cuddling in bed after some ravaging sex, but my back was getting cold so I rolled over and she started koalaing me.
by the lady men's February 10, 2012
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