Knobjob

A sexual act between two consenting homosexuals. One man places his erect penis out and places the palm of his hand on top of the penis. Another man places his erect penis below the other man's penis with the palm of his hand underneath his own penis - both men applying pressure against the two penises. The two men then grind backwards and forwards until both ejaculate.

Hey Mark, my ass is feeling a bit sore tonight, fancy a knobjob instead?

by SaneMan August 22, 2010

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Knobwebs

The vaginal equivalent to 'cobwebs'.

Dust, webs, debris that accrues in the vagina after an extended period of sexual inactivity.

"That bitch hasn't been banged in so long she's got knobwebs."
"Get in there and dust out her knobwebs."

by Evil Creamsicle January 21, 2015

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knobjob

A derogatory job for someone who is much displeasing to the people around him, unlike a normal "knobjob" which is very pleasing, even to crowds of people, which is then referred to as "bukkake".

I can't believe Jerry punched that toddler, what a real knobjob. Great left hook though.

by Juwanna Mann September 7, 2006

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Knobweb

When a male, most commonly an adult film actor, ejaculates in a web-like pattern over a females face or body.

I'm not getting laid for a while, last night I left knobwebs on my girlfriend's face.

by Jonny Fakename November 7, 2009

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Knobgobbing

The act of two or more women ducking on the head of a man's penis at the same time, as though they were fighting to be the one sucking in the head, but really they are working in unison to both have their mouths sucking on the head of the penis at the same time.

Look at that lucky guy over there. The three hot chicks are knobgobbing his cock.

by MrMagnum66 June 5, 2016

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