Knobwob 

A word used to express frustration but mixing up the words 'knob' and the next 3 letters to pop into your head beginning with 'w.' Some examples are: Knobweb, knobwat, knobweg.

Playing Call of Duty: "Damn, that knobwob killed me!"

Knobwob by Gavigan December 7, 2010

knobgobbling 

Performing fellatio (oral sex on a man)

"While they're at it, they should add "knobgobbling twatfarmers" as a noun meaning "creatives." "

knobgobbling by David F.D. May 5, 2006

Knobweb 

The clinging, silky mesh-like motif produced following phallic discharge upon the female facial surface.

She awoke one dewy morn, adorned with a shimmering knobweb hanging from her brow.

Knobweb by Grateful Seamen May 23, 2010

knobgobbler 

Someone who performs the act of fellatio (oral sex on a man). A penis can be referred to as a 'knob'

That fuckin' knobgobbler wanted to go down on me!

knobgobbler by Nathan July 20, 2004

Hobnob knobjob 

When a bird chews up a hobnob biscuit and gives you a blowie with the bits still in her mouth.

Mate, Michelle gave me the most wicked hobnob knobjob last night

Hobnob knobjob by StickySteve87 June 4, 2021

knobhobbery 

The act of knobhobbing.

When a woman's infatuation with a man's penis lulls her into a state of hobgoblin like servitude, wherein she becomes trapped performing any and all menial tasks usually around the man's house in exchange for penetration from his g-spot pounding knob.

Abby was a respectable girl until all this knobhobbery over Rob.

knobhobbery by VinnyTherapist August 13, 2009

knobgoblin 

An Unattractive female who will give head to, or sleep with, any man, due to her being unsure when she will get any dick again.

"I was so drunk, I went home with a knobgoblin."

knobgoblin by Ron T March 29, 2003