sock on door knob

Means we're fucking don't come in.

Tod is I'm there.
No don't go in there is a sock on door knob.
Oh ok tod is getting a little lucky.

by fitzy_2v May 30, 2016

cop knobbler

One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.

All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.

by thedalailummox September 1, 2010

polishing my knob

Euphemism for one person to perform oral sex on a male, in particular the receiving partner's penis.

"Shelly was polishing my knob at the party last weekend!"

by Knobmaster November 20, 2013

Knob Drop

Usually caused by too much Angry wanking, it is when the area on the shaft just below the head of the penis becomes weak and flimsy, causing the head of the penis to dangle.

My knob drop has gotten so bad recently that my penis looks like a broken banana in a sock

by goatlingun December 30, 2008

knobcore

A style of music devoted to the hatred of doorknobs of all kinds. First started by Attack Attack! on their Stick Stickly unofficial music video. Now bands like, Home Depot Massacre, Can't Find The Lock, Wood on the Wall, and Can't Turn Left have all picked up this popular genre.

Dude have you heard that new song by Get The Screwdriver?

Naw dude, I don't listen to knobcore.

by Hotwaffles910 October 13, 2009

Armed Knobbery

The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.

BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?

Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.

BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?

Jeb: Ha! Both.

by The Shizifist May 25, 2011

Knob out

A now relic term from the 40's indicating an expression of genuine amazement that makes a male want to get his knob out and bosh one out.

Tarquin - "Look at the chebs on her!"

All - "knob out!"

by Kears July 7, 2008