Knocking a grant out

Code for stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure

I'm going knocking a grant out

by S13rev February 5, 2023

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knocking on the back door

Pressing the tip of one's erect penis against a woman's anus in the hope that she'll agree to anal sex. This technique is futile 99.753% of the time, but persists due to the collective male delusion that women secretly love to be invaded in this way.

Boyfriend: (knocking on the back door)

Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!

by Carl Pinkerton May 16, 2009

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Dick knobbing

A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.

Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"

by MisterFellow August 26, 2010

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Noodle Knocking

The act of shooting somebody in the head at close range.

"Ain't no driveby's done around here, we strait up noodle knocking man."

by cmescopen January 16, 2009

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Knobin Hood

a term given to gentlemen whom have not had their foreskins removed at any time in their lives. Therefore, their knob (Penis head) is in a hood (foreskin).

"Hey Knobin Hood, you scrape out your hood in the shower today?"

by PacoTaco906 January 9, 2010

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